August 9, 2006

The beet lady

beetlady.jpg

One stop after me, the classiest woman with godly poise and glamor enters the bus. She is in her 50's, cute and spunky blond hair, beatiful blue eyes and an extremely warm smile. Every girl on the bus should master her course on self-presentation. Her black and white dress was elegant and yet flighty, like the graceful swoop of a falcon in flight.

She's got a 40 year old pious friend who sits near me depending on the configuration of the bus. (I always like the sideways facing seats. He always likes the back. On some buses our venn diagrams overlap). Through their conversations I learned that she married (or had a child that was) an olympic athlete.

Yesterday she carryied a bag of 10 beets. Plastic handles stretched from the weight. Red t-h-a-n-k-y-o-u letters distorted as only beets can do. A fresh accompiament to what is sure to be a dilicious meal.

As I exited the bus I wondered:
(A) what she looked like back when she was my age. Has she always been so beautiful? Or did she emerge from a cocoon of frumpy XL t-shirts when her little birds left the nest.
(B) what she and her husband look like going out. Simply having her on his arm makes him the best dressed man at the ball.

Posted by steveh at August 9, 2006 10:37 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I guess that explains why you're watching her on the bus and counting her beets instead of taking her to the ball...

Posted by: heather at August 12, 2006 3:45 AM

sadly i think i'd be more likely to have the bag of beets draped over my arm. you'd think a prolific blog administrator like myself would be rib deep in hot bus action.

Posted by: gb at August 13, 2006 1:45 AM

and if you make a photocopy of this entry and show it to her? She might? atleast shed a coy grin in your direction? Be brave and then be strong, says Mr. Rogers

Posted by: heather at August 13, 2006 7:12 AM

i can't believe you're giving me dating advice from a grown man in a zip-up sweater....

Posted by: gb at August 13, 2006 10:03 AM

a dead man in...hmmm...I wonder if he was buried in his sweater? Believe, believe...

Posted by: heather at August 13, 2006 10:21 AM

RE Older women.

See

http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=468

for what Ben Franklin had to say on the matter. I could not put it any better than he.

Posted by: Underblog at August 13, 2006 11:30 AM

I wonder if she is available to meet for a Quizno's Beef Brisket sandwich sometime?

Posted by: Underblog at August 14, 2006 12:55 PM

Where are your fabulous beet recipes? or you could carry a bag a beets yourself and ask her if SHE has any...

Posted by: heather at August 15, 2006 7:52 AM