August 17, 2006

Reader Poll: Concrete

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Concrete is great for sidewalks and bridges.... but where is the worst place to find concrete? Please advise via comments.

Some potentially bad places:

  • inside your reserve canteen while crossing the sahara.
  • upon peeling your banana
  • in your stool
  • on the skin of that "great listener" you talked to at john's party for hours
  • a cat scan of your doctor's head
  • behind the door marked "men's" after a night of bad mexican

Posted by steveh at August 17, 2006 11:32 PM | TrackBack
Comments

hate it when it comes out on used qtips...

Posted by: heather at August 18, 2006 5:16 AM

not the best for dental cavities or anesthesia either..

Posted by: heather at August 18, 2006 5:18 AM

not recommended for filling car tires or recharging cell phones...

Posted by: heather at August 18, 2006 5:20 AM

I would rather not be in Portland

Erring mafiosi brutes
Dive wearing concrete boots
Surely, against their wishes,
They sleep now with the fishes.

In Mich. more to weep and lament:
Despite a rich reward and offa
None can find the late James Hoffa,
Thought deeply buried in cement.


Posted by: Nihil Obstat at August 18, 2006 12:44 PM