i hate cars

i hate cars. i hate how shiny they are and how hard they make transporting helium balloons.

while cleaning a sea of paperwork off my kitchen table (since i eat on the sofa), i found my car insurance bill, which was due in 4 hours. my agent couldn't take a payment over the phone or internet, so i gave the check to a local horseman who happened to be trailblazing near his hut.

changing low-beams also blows goats. i spent two weeks with a mostly dismantled headlight riding shotgun until my sad-sap act tricked the friendly Checker's Autoparts fix-it man to help me. but the whole way home i had dirt on my hands from trying to change it. ivory soap has never felt so refreshing.

now, i need an 82,500 mile change. does it ever end?

Posted by steveh at September 28, 2006 10:01 AM | TrackBack