More fun than Mayonnaise... or at least equally fun... OK, it's less fun, but you're still reading...
2. the track pad doesn't recognize my index finger because it is too cold.
3. talking dolls scare me, but 3rd eyes don't. it's just an extra eye. but good luck finding glasses.
4. i applaud a friend who suddenly and randomly quit her job today because it sucked her soul.
5. a doll scolded me for wearing a tiny wig on my index finger suddenly and randomly.
Posted by steveh at October 7, 2006 01:08 AMInspired mix and match fun with a choose your own adventure cliff hanger ending:
three cold tonights ago, after applauding myself for finally throwing back the last of an i'll-quit-after-this-one glass, i brushed up against the doll of a friend of mine. she was scaring me, really wigging out, you know. telling me about a random job that went down at her pad that's just behind the track. i eyed her, took note that everything she was wearing looked suddenly quite tiny, and quit recognizing the off-the-indexes warning talk of my soul. she needed some extra love at this point, and I was ready to suck up the blows of my friend's scolding fingers if only i could keep her eyes and fingers on me for tonight. we slipped into the doorway of "The 3rd Because," and we were on. today's good luck, i thought. "don't count on it," Number 5 (my friend and the doll's real finger) suddenly said.
What next?
Posted by: dsplit noir at October 9, 2006 10:18 AMIt's always great when the 1st comment is cooler than the initial post. What were you thinking? What were you thinking?
Posted by: Bender at October 9, 2006 01:44 PMLong Term Risks Associated with Hairpieces
The trouble with a wig is that
It is nothing like a hat.
So when we all must meet our fates,
Standing at the Pearly Gates,
The risk is that old St. Peter,
Serving as the heavenly greeter,
May scowl, squint and stare
"I recognize the face, but not the hair"