October 10, 2006

lackluster posts

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for those of you who have noticed a week or two of lame posts, please realize that i haven't slept well in a fortnight. the new upstairs neighbors are clompers, which in the longrun has strengthened my resolve to move... and in the short run has tested my creativity with different ways i could harm them (super-thin super-long needles up through the noise.... microwaves shooting upwards....)

for those of you who had not noticed a difference in quality, please look closer at my posting history. there IS a subtle different between a well polished turd and a turd.

Posted by steveh at October 10, 2006 10:19 PM | TrackBack
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Remarks Opposing Beneficiation of Certain Waste Products

It is vain and silly
To gild the freshly blooming lily,
It also just as absurd
To polish the lowly extruded t**d.

Now if this assertion makes you wary,
Consult the "Urban Dictionary"

T**d Polishing is:

An engineering term referring to the process of examining a product, process, or system for defects, fixing the defects, then repeating as new defects appear, instead of re-engineering the solution with fewer defects.



Posted by: Royal. Clompers at October 10, 2006 11:46 PM

Who took that picture of you?

Posted by: Underblog at October 11, 2006 10:26 PM

i always bring a buddy with me when i use the restroom in case there are problems, or "oopsies" as i like to call them.... but it's certainly not "Royal Clompers" since (s)he can even write TURD T-U-R-D... as in * * A TURD.

Posted by: gb at October 12, 2006 12:14 AM

A proper Reply

Even though my loins I g**ded
With a verse so nicely w**ded.
Alas! I should have aug**d
That I must defend against a naughty n**d,
Who thought it was a polemic t**d.

Posted by: Royal Clompers at October 12, 2006 02:27 PM
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