Not sure. But he does tend to get covered in white frosting.

Beware for what You Weep

I do not know a manly god of tears
Though I have certain fears
That, if this lord of lacrimation,
Glimpsed his plastic incarnation
There would come an endless flow
Flooding Everest, and this world of woe.

white frosting is like jesus' forgiveness for our sins of chocolate cake!

divine sobber? i was hoping for the "Last Sobber"...

only when you were born did He. and not out of happiness.

i think that last comment is sure to incite the well-documented wrath of god (or at least of gb).

so like eve is the rib of adam, was i formed from a tear of god? my father, holy water?