January 21, 2007

official endorsement: leg stretch

** BEGIN OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT BULLETIN **

lstretch.jpg

on one leg, stand up straight in front of a chair or table.

keeping it straight, put the other leg up on said chair or table.

stretch.

this is the greatest physical pleasure known to god fearing men. do it daily and your jeans will fit better, you will earn more money and you'll finally find happiness. ignore this warning and a plague of locusts will eat your styrofoam latte cups for seven years.

stretch to be performed en masse at my wedding, child's baptism and funeral.

** TRANSMISSION COMPLETE **

Posted by steveh at January 21, 2007 11:54 PM
Comments

Your wedding? I suppose my invitation got lost in the mail.

I am all about the stretch, however.

Posted by: Underblog at January 22, 2007 07:30 AM

that's my FAVORITE stretch.

Posted by: dsplit at January 22, 2007 10:27 AM

What happened to Transmission::Complete?

Posted by: Underblog at January 23, 2007 02:51 PM

I popped out my groin trying that today you bastard. I'm gonna sue. (just joking. I don't have a groin.)

Posted by: fargis at January 23, 2007 08:33 PM

don't scare me like that... i'm helping a nigerian get his money out of africa, so i temporarily have millions of dollars to my name...

Posted by: gb at January 23, 2007 08:36 PM
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