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official endorsement: leg stretch

** BEGIN OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT BULLETIN **

on one leg, stand up straight in front of a chair or table.

keeping it straight, put the other leg up on said chair or table.

stretch.

this is the greatest physical pleasure known to god fearing men. do it daily and your jeans will fit better, you will earn more money and you'll finally find happiness. ignore this warning and a plague of locusts will eat your styrofoam latte cups for seven years.

stretch to be performed en masse at my wedding, child's baptism and funeral.

** TRANSMISSION COMPLETE **

Posted by steveh at January 21, 2007 11:54 PM