February 05, 2007

matches matches everywhere

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i carry 2-5 matches in my coat pocket.

a blond lounge singer reaches for a cigarette. before she can say, "do you have a....", a robust flame will roar between my fingers. a few puffs later i'll be gone. who could ever date a smoker?

Posted by steveh at February 5, 2007 12:01 AM
Comments

lounge singers arent blond

Posted by: JONNEE CAPS LOCKED at February 5, 2007 01:23 AM

yah, that little slip only makes gb's cover[-up] story more suspicious.

Posted by: dsplit at February 5, 2007 10:03 AM

Lounge singers and little slips go together like cigarette smoke and cheap perfume.

Posted by: Underblog at February 5, 2007 07:09 PM

little SLIPS.... i thought you said "little SHIPS" because you were trying to tie together dsplit's love of boating with my love of singers so that our loves would be dating each other, which would mean dsplit and i would bitterly plot against them, ending massively in arson.... i mean ending by peacefully filing an official complaint...

Posted by: gb at February 5, 2007 09:37 PM

today, at work, gb said something like

"bla bla bla.... dsplit was saying such and such..."

and i was all like WHAT YOU TALKED TO DSPLIT IN, LIKE, REAL LIFE???!!!!

and he was all: "no, in a blog comment"

that is all.

Posted by: jonnee at February 5, 2007 11:57 PM

dsplit wanted to know if english people say "early bird gets the worm".... so i asked jonnee.... she over-reacts to everything.

you can read our entire transcript.

Posted by: gb at February 6, 2007 09:41 AM

my, oh my, it's really, really hot over here.

Posted by: dsplit at February 6, 2007 10:59 AM

yeah. rrreally rrreally hot.

Posted by: fargis at February 6, 2007 04:21 PM
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