Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!

The gingerbread factory is just starting up.....

mom: bungalow


sister: greenhouse


dad: cathedral


me: loft

Baked on Christmas

my break has been an exploration of culinary treats.... we have fresh spritz, gingersnaps and fudge... with the cookie count expected to double today, despite severe casualties.

while preparing a shopping list with my dad, he said: "we need sugar, eggs, baking soda.... and.... and.... shoot, what was that.... a baking essential.... very important.... oh, yeah ice-cream."

believe it or not, i am the conquistador introducing the idea of fruits and veggies to this sugar-based culture.... and if everyone catches small pocks, so i need to finish off the cookies... eh...

there is nothing amusing here

is it more amazing that i keep writing entries or that you keep returning to read them? either way, we are in an unhealthy relationship. thank goodness change is hard. we can continue indefinitely... just don't tell me how i've become more like your mom and i won't tell you my dad leaves comments like that. sure, i may someday add a photoblog or fix my stylesheet, but i'll still be the same jerk... leaving obnoxious posts like this one...

list of three

[one]
quote that made me laugh: "my bed should be like clouds.... but firmer..."

[one plus one]
the new year will hopefully bring about a generation[bob] photoblog. i want it to start with a pink bead necklace that broke in our parking lot... spilling all over the charcoal asphalt...

[one plus one plus one]
paranoias can be quite different. a good friend has general anxiety... all the time. i have small, bizarre worries... like how many squares of toilet paper i use versus my roommate.... if we prorated tp on a per square basis, does our usage warrant a 50-50 cost split???

clothes break the man

overheard [about me]: "does he dress like that to hurt us?"

public service: wait lifted

attention all: in case you have wondered why i stopped bulking up over the past two point five months, my apartment weight room was closed for renovation. with it re-opening this weekend, please prepare yourself to see more muscle gain, effective immediately.

travel advisory

original


modified

my vision: a 12-day odyssey into the heart of incan ruins.
my reality: a weekends in ND and Georgia.

i need a new travel agent

Reader Poll: God's Eye

does god cry?

December 2006

12/2, 8pm: Announcer
12/2, 8pm: Player

Fri 12/8, 8pm: Player
Fri 12/8, 10:30pm: Player

Thurs 12/14, 8pm: Player

Fri 12/29, 8pm: Player
Fri 12/29, 10:30pm: Player
Sun 12/31, 8pm: Announcer

Friday Fact Checker: Bernoulli

Generation Bob has learned that Daniel Bernoulli, father of aerodynamics and flight, is a fraud. He was actually famous for traveling around Switzerland and blowing in people's eyes with a straw. What a pain.