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January 31, 2009

Vegetable Talks

Dear Lima Bean,
Please, crawl back into whatever hole you came out of in the filthy ground. It's where you belong. I hate to say it, but no one in their right mind enjoys your chalky taste and off-green color.
Sincerely,
Leah

Dear UDS,
Please, stop mixing in Lima beans with the rest of your vegetable blends. I've already wasted precious minutes of my life separating out the Lima beans from the edible vegetables. It would make your student much happier: become a Lima bean-free campus!
Sincerely,
Leah

Dear Leah,
Do you actually think I enjoy being mixed in with all the common vegetable and having to sit under heat lamps for hours, just to have picky students like you come and poke me with a fork, only to scrape me off? Believe me, I would much rather be back on the plant with my family. Please, think a little bit before you insult me next time.
Sincerely,
L. Ima Bean

January 30, 2009

Please pardon me Mr. President!

rockwell-thanksgiving.jpg

Thanksgiving is, possibly, America's most unique holiday. Not only is Thanksgiving an American holiday, it is in my opinion, America's holiday (and not only because other countries seem to have no idea what we are talking about when we mention it {in typical American fashion}). Upon asking my English friend to help me think of a title for this post, he replied with a sense of bafflement "What? That's that thing kinda like Christmas with the turkey, right?" But especially today, in this fast-food, super sized, highly processed, high fructose corn syrup obsessed time, what better way to celebrate the "discovery" of America than with a holiday dedicated to food?

Now even though I personally think Thanksgiving goes right along with Columbus Day in the crackpot of American holidays, I am able to recognize that Thanksgiving, and food in general, does a lot to hold America together. At every wedding, birth, death, graduation, or celebration, there is food. Food creates a common bond for people. Whether it is the awkwardness of having to attend a baby shower for someone you despise, or letting tears fall into your funeral hotdish, everyone congregates around the table holding the (sometimes not so-) delectables.

This culminates at the Thanksgiving dinner table. Although I don't know any family bearing any resemblance to the one in the Norman Rockwell picture above, almost every family comes together over the Thanksgiving table. And even though the American ideal tells us there must be the graying grandparents sitting at the head of the table, looking down upon their three children, two of whom are married with kids and one who just got engaged, it need not be. More likely grandma is drunk, grandpa is dead, daughter one is unhappily married to a flake with two snot nosed children, daughter two is dressed in black and son one just came out of the closet. But no matter what kind of family you have, food pulls you together over Thanksgiving. Whether it's a four course complete meal, or grocery store chicken and canned cranberry sauce, food holds this country together.

And really, who doesn't love mashed potatoes?