March 15, 2005

Team America: World Police

America, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Kim Jong Il: You're not in the position to kill anyone, my red white and blue friend.
Lisa: So your the bastard that's been planning 9/11 times a thousand!
Kim Jong Il: Noo, you think so small! You see, I'm about to have an elaborate peace ceremony, and while all the world's most important people are distracted here, I am going to detonate the WMDs, which I have given to terrorists all around the globe...It will be 9/11 times TWO THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX!
Chris: MY GOD...THATS...I don't even know what that is!?
Kim Jong Il: (solemnly) NOBODY DOES!

Guard: Dirka allah, Muhammed-jihad. Bawk allah, Muhammed-jihad. Bawk allah, Muhammed-jihad! La dirka-dirka, Muhammed-jihad!! Muhammed jihad!!!.....
Gary: Bak, dirk-dirk allah. Dirka-dirka, Muhammed jihad. Hawka sherpa-sherpa la bak-allah.
Guard: Ah! Dirka-dirka-dirka.

Posted by husm0017 at March 15, 2005 9:28 PM
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