It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Posted by husm0017 at March 18, 2005 7:49 PM
On a side note
I'd be willing to bet that the real reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.