It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
On a side note
I'd be willing to bet that the real reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
arright, a comment:
it'll make ya think, but you threw me off a little with the "eagles man soar" part...as for the analysis of santa's attitude, i'm fairly certain that you are correct on that one
The 'Eagles Man' thing was a typo, it was supposed to say 'eagles may'. Either way, it was fixed and all is good.
Posted by: The Slow Guy at March 18, 2005 10:19 PMthese words of wisdom are not sending the right message to our children. sounds like strive for mediocracy or weaseling your way through life. no pun intended either dipshit.
Posted by: yourworstfucknnightmare at March 28, 2005 1:48 AM