My Volkswagen Bug!!
This is my Volkswagen!
It's a '64 ish body, with a '75 ish engine, the 1600cc (1.6L) flat 4 engine. That bad boy puts out about 60 horses.
I want to make it into a baja bug, but so far, well...I'm not very far.
Here's a picture of it now.
And here's a couple more:
My Volkswagen Blown Apart Again
Here's another view of it in pieces
This is the interior, notice the floor
From the back it actually looks normal (but we know better)
Don't ya just love the feeling you get after you finish a test?
It doesn't even matter if you think you did bad or good on it either, just the fact that it's over gives you that feeling of relief. It's done, it's in the past, it can't be changed now. The feeling is made better if you think you did well on the test, it's a kind of a slight rush (well, sorta, in a manner of speaking). Anyway, that's what I was just going through, I got done with my calc final, thinking I did pretty well, and I felt great. Hopefully I did as good as I thought I did.
It's VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP!
This is pretty cool. Ya gotta check out 'manic mode'
My fastest time to clear the board is 9.3 seconds (using manic mode of course). Beat that!
Look at my blog, it's full of good stuff, and pretty pictures, and everytime you make a comment, i'll give you 25 Kudos points, when you earn 100,000 points, we'll start you back at zero and give you a chance to do it all again.
Comment here, complimenting my excellent tactics for people to read my blog. If you can manage to use more swear words than regular words, you get 50 extra Kudos points. Use of onomatopoeia, alliteration, or various other forms of writing are encourage.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
On a side note
I'd be willing to bet that the real reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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Fuckin leet speech. Who the hell thought of that? Those stupid internet abbreviations too. I'll give a list of some of the ones I know, feel free to add.
LOL - Laugh Out Loud (no one ever is actually laughing out loud)
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing (yeah right)
ROTFLMYA - an extension to the above, My Ass Off
W/E - WhatEver
IDK - I Don't Know (thats what it actually stands for, it confused me at first too)
J/K - Just Kidding
u - short for you (it takes so long to type it out completly)
r - short for are (same as above)
TTYL - Talk To You Later
I'm pretty sure that those things above aren't leetspeech per se, 'cause leetspeech is replacing letters with numbers if I remember correctly, but who the hell cares, it's still annoying. But it would seem it's here to stay...fucking internet.
This is one of those entries (haha, one of those entries, i like how I started it like that) that makes you wonder.
Just click on these things, its crazy shit yo
A Boxer Engine
Behold the power of the horizontally opposed
So yeah, this entry was kinda lame. Shut the hell up, I'd like to see you do any better. (Not really, don't try...please)
Have you ever wanted to say something, but had nothing to say? Yeah, most of the time it's probably best just to keep your mouth shut in these types of situations, but I'm going to defy that rule.
So here goes, some of the random shit on my mind:
Alright has anyone else noticed that saturday, if viewed in a different way is sa-TURD-ay. haha, turd.
I'm going a little stir crazy here at school, sittin around doin nothin. Man I could go for a Dr. Pepper.
Did you know there actually is chicken in Chicken in a Biskit? Look at the ingrediants. It's true!
The ring two is in theaters march 18. I really dont care too much about that movie, but I saw it advertised in AIM (pronounced A-I-M, not aim). Speaking of that, why am I the only one who does that? I know I can't be wrong, so all of YOU are wrong!
Fuckin shit, I am SO BORED. This is what my life is reduced to. Typing in my fucking blog about bullshit. Well...
I'm kinda curious about something so I'm going to do it to it, what would happen if i just started typing and didnt stop? like at the pool table, wearing a turtle neck and putting in the corner pocket. Thats were I lost my keys, always check your pocket first, thats where you'll find em. I once lost my pencil in my ear. I was looking everywhere for it, then i check my ear, and BAM thats where it was. Crazy huh? You still with me? good. I knew you would still be with me. You see, i can write that with no fear, because you see, if you weren't actually reading this far, then you wouldnt have seen that part and therefore it wouldnt matter. But you did see that part and are actually still reading this, so I'm right. If you didnt read this far, you wouldn't know about it at all, so I'm so completely in the clear on this one. But as I was saying (not really) I have a pair of headphones, the earbud type, and they are fucking not working anymore. I'm pissed about that. I dunno sometimes, you pay good money for something ($5) and they go to shit after a while. What the fuck. Yeah well anyways, I'm glad you're still with me. Continue to read, it's just starting to get good, I would know. Well I guess i really wouldnt since it all random and the first thing im thinking of. I also notice how I sometimes dont capatalize my I's. Hmmm. well anyways, does anyone else say anyways instead of anyway? I think that's the way it should be. But it's milk, not mulk, or however you crazies pronounce it. you know who you are. Whoops forgot to capatalize that last sentence, I think i made a spelling error to, oh and theres the I thing again. So in conclusion, I'm bored as hell, well, not so much anymore, this kinda helped actually, I'm glad you read this whole thing. Maybe you can try to get inside my head from it, like one of those rorshack tests. Shit i know i spelt that wrong. You know, the ink blot tests. I should have said that in the first place, much easier to spell. but anyways, peace, have a good one, and I'll talk to you later. Well maybe not actually talk to you, if I dont know you I probably wont actually speak with you, but you know what i mean. Its like the ttyl thing, ya know? people on the AIM right that, but they mean, ill type to you later. Well wait a second now, maybe talking doesnt actually have to involve speaking. hmmm. I'll have to look that up. Anyways, thank you for your patience. I'm glad you actually read this. Why am I glad? I dunno, i think its kinda funny really, you just read my bullshit gibberish for a while. Well I'm out. Untill next time.
America, FUCK YEAH!
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Kim Jong Il: You're not in the position to kill anyone, my red white and blue friend.
Lisa: So your the bastard that's been planning 9/11 times a thousand!
Kim Jong Il: Noo, you think so small! You see, I'm about to have an elaborate peace ceremony, and while all the world's most important people are distracted here, I am going to detonate the WMDs, which I have given to terrorists all around the globe...It will be 9/11 times TWO THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX!
Chris: MY GOD...THATS...I don't even know what that is!?
Kim Jong Il: (solemnly) NOBODY DOES!
Guard: Dirka allah, Muhammed-jihad. Bawk allah, Muhammed-jihad. Bawk allah, Muhammed-jihad! La dirka-dirka, Muhammed-jihad!! Muhammed jihad!!!.....
Gary: Bak, dirk-dirk allah. Dirka-dirka, Muhammed jihad. Hawka sherpa-sherpa la bak-allah.
Guard: Ah! Dirka-dirka-dirka.
You know how to pronouce it, but what does it really mean?
It is actually a noun.
Originially, opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England, now opposition to the belief that there should no longer be an official church in a country.
So what does 'disestablishment' mean?
Disestablish: dis·es·tab·lish tr.v.
1. To alter the status of (something established by authority or general acceptance).
2. To deprive (a church) of official governmental support.
And so Disestablishment (n) is simply the act of terminating an established state of affairs.
Ok, so to put it another way, antidisestablishmentarianism is the opposition to separation of church and state. Basically (this is what I get out of it anyways) it is wanting to have the church play a role in the government. I think that's what it's all about. There's a lot of double negatives in that word so I dunno.
Either way, you're now that much better of a person for knowing (somewhat at least) what that word means. But that also means you have to remember what the definition is. Don't forget to remember.
From the title of this entry, I'd bet that you think this is about a clogged toilet...how wrong you are.
I woke this morning, tuesday, around 1 pm. And as happens with many people, nature calls. So i grab my toothbrush and toothpaste so I can get that done with on the same trip to the bathroom. I go and take a pee, then as I always do, I flush the urinal. This time things are different though...The toilet doesn't stop flushing. It just keeps going, for a couple minutes I didnt think much of it, but then I went back and tried jiggling the handle. The handle jiggle seems to me to be the best technique an amateur plumber like myself can do to try to fix a toilet. Well, the jiggle didn't work. (Nobody better go into detail about how regular home toilets and industrial public toilets are different and thats why the jiggle didnt work). And as I was standing there, the water was becoming more and more rusty. It was really strange, the toilet was using rusty colored water to flush with. I decide I should go tell someone, but wait, morning breath. I decided to quick brush my teeth first. So I turn on the faucet and after a few moments, that water turns rusty. I had already gotten my brush wet (in the 'clean' and not rusty water) so I began to brush and was going back to my room to get a bottle of water to finish up with. Lucky for me, one of the maintance guys was coming through right then, so I told him and he went and took a look at it and then called for backup. Meanwhile, I got my bottle of water and was attempting to rinse of my brush with it (a difficult task), then I leave and come back here to right this entry into my blog. I'll go check right now to see if it still flushing.
Yes indeed, it still is flushing. It's been going on since...1:15pm, and its 1:40pm now. HAHA, kinda funny really.
This car here, this is the car. The Shelby Cobra. Produced in the mid to late 60's. The glory years for muscle cars.
Here's a few pictures for ya'll.
A few Specs
It came with a few different engines, the biggest being the V-8 427. 426.6 cu. in. or about 7 liters
Engine = V-8, 427, Naturally Aspirated
Power = 409 BHP @ 5600 RPM
HP to Weight Ratio = 5.6
Weight = 2345 lbs
0-60 mph = 4.2 sec
1/4 mile = 12.5 sec
Top Speed = 165 mph
Note: these specs change slightly from car to car and depending on who you ask. But these are close enough for blogging purposes.
"...Now I've seen everything."
"Have you seen a man eat his own head?"
"Then you haven't seen everything..."
-Team America: World Police-
Great movie, I highly recommend it. If I got that quote slightly wrong, please correct me.
If you take a look at the post called analogies in quotables there are people who actually made posts. Crazy shit huh? I'm actually writing an entry about how someone actually read this.
This is what you got when you clicked to continue reading more about this topic. Too bad for you, but there's nothing more to say. It's all over. I've said all I really need to say about that topic and therefore I need not say anymore. If I were to say more it might become lengthy and excessive and so I will not say another word about it. Nevertheless, what has been said is very sufficient and doesn't need more to be said about it. You see, it's like when someone tells you a story, then keeps talking to you about the story. It's completely unnessasary (I wish I had a spell check). Another word about shall not be spoken (or typed smart-ass).
I took a Nerd Quiz. Yeah, I was bored as all hell.
Anyways, so I scored a 31 out of a possible 100, making me a nerd wannabe.
Mr. IT is only a 31, take it and lets see what you are, then comment and put your score for the whole world to see.
We got some dumbells in the room now...
Now everytime we're sittin around doing nothing, we pick up a weight and do some curls. Hopefully a few months down the road, we'll all be ripped. I'll tell ya how it goes.
1. [n] saliva spilling from the mouth
2. [n] a worthless message
3. [v] let saliva drivel from the mouth; "The baby drooled"
Playing Cribbage, Will got dealt a 29 point hand.
Will and Hershey were playing cribbage and Will was dealt the 29 point hand. He had 3 fives and the jack of diamonds. The cut card was the five of diamonds, giving him the best hand possible in cribbage. It was absolutely amazing.
Here's a picture:
This is the breakdown of how it adds up to 29
5H 5D 5S - 2
5H 5D 5C - 4
5H 5S 5C - 6
5D 5S 5C - 8
JD 5H - 10
JD 5D - 12
JD 5S - 14
JD 5C - 16
5H 5S - 18
5H 5C - 20
5H 5D - 22
5S 5C - 24
5S 5D - 26
5D 5C - 28
JD 5D - 29