Slow-Motion Replay

Stealing Pizza

Hershey stole and ate the rest of Jordan's pizza.

]]> In fact he's eating it right now. And as we speak, Watson is telling us a story of a horrible nine topping, 22 inch pizza for $5. INSANE! It smelt like ass, and tasted like it too, so Watson says. Anyways though, Hershey's still eating the pizza, and Watson just began laughing out of nowhere. He gave a situation of what I would do if he got up into my bed right now and went to sleep. He claims that I would do nothing, or maybe yell. I think to myself, "I'm typing all of this right now, damn, how can those court transcript people do it? I can't even come close to keeping up." But enought of my ramblings, I just wanted to say Hershey is eating Jordan's pizza. Someone told to put this in my blog...I think...maybe not, either way, it's here now, and it won't go away.

Until next time

A Few Recent Events

A few things happened in the past couple days that I need to write down before I forget...shit, I'm already forgetting.

]]> Well I don't know where to begin, so I'm just going to start. First things first, last night (Friday night) after I had fallen asleep, I was awoken by two kids standing in my doorway. They might have said something to me, and I might have talked back, but I remember, I wasn't fully awake. I seem to remember though them saying something about stealing something, but I'm not exactly sure. Either way, these two kids who I'm pretty sure I don't actually know, had to open my door to be standing there. Now, my door wasn't locked, but it was shut, but still, that's really wierd to have two people I don't know, open my door. What made them think that it would be a good idea to try to open a door, and that the door they picked was mine? I dunno, it's wierd. But that is only the beginning.
I woke up this morning (Saturday) and went to go pee. I walk in and there's a kid walkin around the bathroom naked, with his buddy standing there too, laughing. I had no idea what the hell was going on, so I peed as fast as I could and got the hell out of there. Some wierd ass mother fuckers.
Another thing that happened today was a kinda of explosion/fireball/electical spark. I was screwing around with a computer power supply, and for whatever reason, I thought it would be ok to pull out a fuse that had blown, and replace it with a wire. Now, fuses don't usually just blow for the hell of it, but I wasn't thinking. Anyway, I hook up a disk drive to the power supply, to see if it works, which it did. But then as I put the cover back on the power supply, a little part of it kinda explodes, and from what I remember and what Watson says, it was pretty big. So I open the door and open the window and start fanning out the smoke as fast as I can so the alarms wouldn't go off, which they didn't. Everything is good.
By the way, if a building administrator is reading this, this is just a work of fiction, any relation to actual events is completely coincidental.

Fashion

Who's the genius behind some of these fashion trends?

]]> Girls buying pants with rips and tears already in them. I can't believe they actually pay extra for those. IT'S INSANE!

You can find a hobo with the same pair of pants, but they didn't pay extra for those holes.

Another thing is the new trucker hat fad. I don't really have a problem with the hats, but the fact that a style that truckers have had for years is now being stolen by little preps kinda pisses me off.

Real trucker hats cost $3 at any truck stop. But these kids will go out and pay $15-20 dollars for a "trucker" hat. Shit, I guess it's there own money they're throwing away. Fucking preps.

But the worst thing that I've ever seen is the fake bake. The girls (and occasionally guys) who go out and tan every day until their skin has become a nasty burnt orange color and looks like it has the consistancy of leather. It's disgusting. A little color can be nice, but when you turn you skin into leather, its just fucking gross. I can't believe that they actually think that it looks good too.

It's so fucking bad.

By the way, I'm not the best artist. I can't draw certain body parts, such as hands, and feet, and faces. Oh well, I get my point across.

Practical Jokes

It all started with a simple little joke...

]]> Garrett was in the shower, and me, being the jokester I am, decide to throw a little bit of cold water over the wall into Garrett's shower. By "a little bit" I mean, I filled up a 4 gallon trash can with cold water and dumped it on Garrett. He doesn't say anything at first, then he storms out of the shower, thankfully he quickly grabbed his towel, and he came after me. Nothing much happened out of that, and he went back into his shower. Funny thing is, he forgot to take off his towel before getting back into the shower, but that even seemed to turn out all right. Garrett vowed revenge on me, and I laughed it off and began to take my own shower. Well, revenge came a lot sooner than I expected, and as I go to leave the shower, I discover my towel has been stolen. All I had was the bucket I used to dump water on Garrett, and I was going to use it to cover my wacky places, but at the last minute I decide to use a shower curtain instead. I walk out and there's Amy standing at the end of the hall (good thing i used the curtain) and my door was also locked when I got there. Well anyways though, I got some pictures of it, because Watson was kind enough to grab a camera, maybe I'll upload some later, I dunno. In other news though...
That night I froze Garrett's keys in a cup of water, and then he stole all of my left shoes. We seem to be in a cease fire for now, but the war is not over...

Broken Down

Friday night...well Saturday morning I guess, my truck broke down.

]]> Watson, Jordan, Amy, and I all decided to go to Perkings around 1:30am Friday night, and since I had my truck on campus, we all piled in. We got to Perkins, ordered, ate, talked, and then left. On the way home, just as we were getting to the University and 35W intersection (after getting off the highway) my truck just dies. We had to fucking push my truck to the BP a couple blocks away, were I checked the shit out to see if it could be fixed real quick.

Well, long story short, it was something more complicated than could be fixed at a gas station with the tools I had (a bungie cord and a key, no lies). So Jordan called a friend of his at Alpha Gamma Delta, and she said it was ok to park the truck there. So we pushed the truck the 4 or 5 blocks over there, while Amy sat in the drivers seat laughing the whole time. We had a hell of a time parking the thing, but after a long night, we got it parked and went home. We got back around 5am.
The next day I go back to the truck, do a more in depth analysis, and deduce that it has to be something with the fuel system. My dad thought it was the fuel pump, and so we had it towed over to a shop and they took a look at it. You'll never guess what was wrong.
A wire was disconnected. A WIRE! That's not even the worst of it. It was a wire inside the truck, on the passenger side, up under the dash a little ways, where a stray foot could easily kick it off. Now, it is possible that it was coincidence that the truck died when there were people in it, but it is very possible that someone knocked the wire loose. Anyway though, the wire was reconnected, and the truck started right up. What a night.

Volkswagen Bug

My Volkswagen Bug!!

]]> This is my Volkswagen!
It's a '64 ish body, with a '75 ish engine, the 1600cc (1.6L) flat 4 engine. That bad boy puts out about 60 horses.
I want to make it into a baja bug, but so far, well...I'm not very far.
Here's a picture of it now.

And here's a couple more:

My Volkswagen Blown Apart Again
Here's another view of it in pieces

The Interior
This is the interior, notice the floor

View image
From the back it actually looks normal (but we know better)

After Test Feeling

Don't ya just love the feeling you get after you finish a test?

]]> It doesn't even matter if you think you did bad or good on it either, just the fact that it's over gives you that feeling of relief. It's done, it's in the past, it can't be changed now. The feeling is made better if you think you did well on the test, it's a kind of a slight rush (well, sorta, in a manner of speaking). Anyway, that's what I was just going through, I got done with my calc final, thinking I did pretty well, and I felt great. Hopefully I did as good as I thought I did.

Virtual Bubble Wrap

It's VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP!

]]> This is pretty cool. Ya gotta check out 'manic mode'
Start Poppin!

My fastest time to clear the board is 9.3 seconds (using manic mode of course). Beat that!

LOOK AT MY BLOG!

Look at my blog, it's full of good stuff, and pretty pictures, and everytime you make a comment, i'll give you 25 Kudos points, when you earn 100,000 points, we'll start you back at zero and give you a chance to do it all again.

]]> Comment here, complimenting my excellent tactics for people to read my blog. If you can manage to use more swear words than regular words, you get 50 extra Kudos points. Use of onomatopoeia, alliteration, or various other forms of writing are encourage.

Words of Wisdom

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you

]]> If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

On a side note
I'd be willing to bet that the real reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

L337 $P33(H

1F U (@N @(7U@LLY R3@D 7H1$ 1 F33L R3@LLY B@D 4 U

]]> Fuckin leet speech. Who the hell thought of that? Those stupid internet abbreviations too. I'll give a list of some of the ones I know, feel free to add.

LOL - Laugh Out Loud (no one ever is actually laughing out loud)
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing (yeah right)
ROTFLMYA - an extension to the above, My Ass Off
W/E - WhatEver
IDK - I Don't Know (thats what it actually stands for, it confused me at first too)
J/K - Just Kidding
u - short for you (it takes so long to type it out completly)
r - short for are (same as above)
TTYL - Talk To You Later

I'm pretty sure that those things above aren't leetspeech per se, 'cause leetspeech is replacing letters with numbers if I remember correctly, but who the hell cares, it's still annoying. But it would seem it's here to stay...fucking internet.

Freaky Ass Shit

This is one of those entries (haha, one of those entries, i like how I started it like that) that makes you wonder.

]]> Just click on these things, its crazy shit yo

Warrior Lady

Another Warrior Lady

A Boxer Engine
Behold the power of the horizontally opposed

So yeah, this entry was kinda lame. Shut the hell up, I'd like to see you do any better. (Not really, don't try...please)

Nothing to Say

Have you ever wanted to say something, but had nothing to say? Yeah, most of the time it's probably best just to keep your mouth shut in these types of situations, but I'm going to defy that rule.

]]> So here goes, some of the random shit on my mind:

Alright has anyone else noticed that saturday, if viewed in a different way is sa-TURD-ay. haha, turd.

I'm going a little stir crazy here at school, sittin around doin nothin. Man I could go for a Dr. Pepper.

Did you know there actually is chicken in Chicken in a Biskit? Look at the ingrediants. It's true!

The ring two is in theaters march 18. I really dont care too much about that movie, but I saw it advertised in AIM (pronounced A-I-M, not aim). Speaking of that, why am I the only one who does that? I know I can't be wrong, so all of YOU are wrong!

Fuckin shit, I am SO BORED. This is what my life is reduced to. Typing in my fucking blog about bullshit. Well...

I'm kinda curious about something so I'm going to do it to it, what would happen if i just started typing and didnt stop? like at the pool table, wearing a turtle neck and putting in the corner pocket. Thats were I lost my keys, always check your pocket first, thats where you'll find em. I once lost my pencil in my ear. I was looking everywhere for it, then i check my ear, and BAM thats where it was. Crazy huh? You still with me? good. I knew you would still be with me. You see, i can write that with no fear, because you see, if you weren't actually reading this far, then you wouldnt have seen that part and therefore it wouldnt matter. But you did see that part and are actually still reading this, so I'm right. If you didnt read this far, you wouldn't know about it at all, so I'm so completely in the clear on this one. But as I was saying (not really) I have a pair of headphones, the earbud type, and they are fucking not working anymore. I'm pissed about that. I dunno sometimes, you pay good money for something ($5) and they go to shit after a while. What the fuck. Yeah well anyways, I'm glad you're still with me. Continue to read, it's just starting to get good, I would know. Well I guess i really wouldnt since it all random and the first thing im thinking of. I also notice how I sometimes dont capatalize my I's. Hmmm. well anyways, does anyone else say anyways instead of anyway? I think that's the way it should be. But it's milk, not mulk, or however you crazies pronounce it. you know who you are. Whoops forgot to capatalize that last sentence, I think i made a spelling error to, oh and theres the I thing again. So in conclusion, I'm bored as hell, well, not so much anymore, this kinda helped actually, I'm glad you read this whole thing. Maybe you can try to get inside my head from it, like one of those rorshack tests. Shit i know i spelt that wrong. You know, the ink blot tests. I should have said that in the first place, much easier to spell. but anyways, peace, have a good one, and I'll talk to you later. Well maybe not actually talk to you, if I dont know you I probably wont actually speak with you, but you know what i mean. Its like the ttyl thing, ya know? people on the AIM right that, but they mean, ill type to you later. Well wait a second now, maybe talking doesnt actually have to involve speaking. hmmm. I'll have to look that up. Anyways, thank you for your patience. I'm glad you actually read this. Why am I glad? I dunno, i think its kinda funny really, you just read my bullshit gibberish for a while. Well I'm out. Untill next time.

Team America: World Police

America, FUCK YEAH!

]]> FUCK YEAH!

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Kim Jong Il: You're not in the position to kill anyone, my red white and blue friend.
Lisa: So your the bastard that's been planning 9/11 times a thousand!
Kim Jong Il: Noo, you think so small! You see, I'm about to have an elaborate peace ceremony, and while all the world's most important people are distracted here, I am going to detonate the WMDs, which I have given to terrorists all around the globe...It will be 9/11 times TWO THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX!
Chris: MY GOD...THATS...I don't even know what that is!?
Kim Jong Il: (solemnly) NOBODY DOES!

Guard: Dirka allah, Muhammed-jihad. Bawk allah, Muhammed-jihad. Bawk allah, Muhammed-jihad! La dirka-dirka, Muhammed-jihad!! Muhammed jihad!!!.....
Gary: Bak, dirk-dirk allah. Dirka-dirka, Muhammed jihad. Hawka sherpa-sherpa la bak-allah.
Guard: Ah! Dirka-dirka-dirka.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

You know how to pronouce it, but what does it really mean?
It is actually a noun.
Originially, opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England, now opposition to the belief that there should no longer be an official church in a country.

]]> So what does 'disestablishment' mean?
Disestablish: dis�es�tab�lish tr.v.
1. To alter the status of (something established by authority or general acceptance).
2. To deprive (a church) of official governmental support.

And so Disestablishment (n) is simply the act of terminating an established state of affairs.

Ok, so to put it another way, antidisestablishmentarianism is the opposition to separation of church and state. Basically (this is what I get out of it anyways) it is wanting to have the church play a role in the government. I think that's what it's all about. There's a lot of double negatives in that word so I dunno.
Either way, you're now that much better of a person for knowing (somewhat at least) what that word means. But that also means you have to remember what the definition is. Don't forget to remember.