Hershey stole and ate the rest of Jordan's pizza.
In fact he's eating it right now. And as we speak, Watson is telling us a story of a horrible nine topping, 22 inch pizza for $5. INSANE! It smelt like ass, and tasted like it too, so Watson says. Anyways though, Hershey's still eating the pizza, and Watson just began laughing out of nowhere. He gave a situation of what I would do if he got up into my bed right now and went to sleep. He claims that I would do nothing, or maybe yell. I think to myself, "I'm typing all of this right now, damn, how can those court transcript people do it? I can't even come close to keeping up." But enought of my ramblings, I just wanted to say Hershey is eating Jordan's pizza. Someone told to put this in my blog...I think...maybe not, either way, it's here now, and it won't go away.
Until next time
A few things happened in the past couple days that I need to write down before I forget...shit, I'm already forgetting.
Well I don't know where to begin, so I'm just going to start. First things first, last night (Friday night) after I had fallen asleep, I was awoken by two kids standing in my doorway. They might have said something to me, and I might have talked back, but I remember, I wasn't fully awake. I seem to remember though them saying something about stealing something, but I'm not exactly sure. Either way, these two kids who I'm pretty sure I don't actually know, had to open my door to be standing there. Now, my door wasn't locked, but it was shut, but still, that's really wierd to have two people I don't know, open my door. What made them think that it would be a good idea to try to open a door, and that the door they picked was mine? I dunno, it's wierd. But that is only the beginning.
I woke up this morning (Saturday) and went to go pee. I walk in and there's a kid walkin around the bathroom naked, with his buddy standing there too, laughing. I had no idea what the hell was going on, so I peed as fast as I could and got the hell out of there. Some wierd ass mother fuckers.
Another thing that happened today was a kinda of explosion/fireball/electical spark. I was screwing around with a computer power supply, and for whatever reason, I thought it would be ok to pull out a fuse that had blown, and replace it with a wire. Now, fuses don't usually just blow for the hell of it, but I wasn't thinking. Anyway, I hook up a disk drive to the power supply, to see if it works, which it did. But then as I put the cover back on the power supply, a little part of it kinda explodes, and from what I remember and what Watson says, it was pretty big. So I open the door and open the window and start fanning out the smoke as fast as I can so the alarms wouldn't go off, which they didn't. Everything is good.
By the way, if a building administrator is reading this, this is just a work of fiction, any relation to actual events is completely coincidental.
Don't ya just love the feeling you get after you finish a test?
It doesn't even matter if you think you did bad or good on it either, just the fact that it's over gives you that feeling of relief. It's done, it's in the past, it can't be changed now. The feeling is made better if you think you did well on the test, it's a kind of a slight rush (well, sorta, in a manner of speaking). Anyway, that's what I was just going through, I got done with my calc final, thinking I did pretty well, and I felt great. Hopefully I did as good as I thought I did.
It's VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP!
This is pretty cool. Ya gotta check out 'manic mode'
My fastest time to clear the board is 9.3 seconds (using manic mode of course). Beat that!
Look at my blog, it's full of good stuff, and pretty pictures, and everytime you make a comment, i'll give you 25 Kudos points, when you earn 100,000 points, we'll start you back at zero and give you a chance to do it all again.
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Have you ever wanted to say something, but had nothing to say? Yeah, most of the time it's probably best just to keep your mouth shut in these types of situations, but I'm going to defy that rule.
So here goes, some of the random shit on my mind:
Alright has anyone else noticed that saturday, if viewed in a different way is sa-TURD-ay. haha, turd.
I'm going a little stir crazy here at school, sittin around doin nothin. Man I could go for a Dr. Pepper.
Did you know there actually is chicken in Chicken in a Biskit? Look at the ingrediants. It's true!
The ring two is in theaters march 18. I really dont care too much about that movie, but I saw it advertised in AIM (pronounced A-I-M, not aim). Speaking of that, why am I the only one who does that? I know I can't be wrong, so all of YOU are wrong!
Fuckin shit, I am SO BORED. This is what my life is reduced to. Typing in my fucking blog about bullshit. Well...
I'm kinda curious about something so I'm going to do it to it, what would happen if i just started typing and didnt stop? like at the pool table, wearing a turtle neck and putting in the corner pocket. Thats were I lost my keys, always check your pocket first, thats where you'll find em. I once lost my pencil in my ear. I was looking everywhere for it, then i check my ear, and BAM thats where it was. Crazy huh? You still with me? good. I knew you would still be with me. You see, i can write that with no fear, because you see, if you weren't actually reading this far, then you wouldnt have seen that part and therefore it wouldnt matter. But you did see that part and are actually still reading this, so I'm right. If you didnt read this far, you wouldn't know about it at all, so I'm so completely in the clear on this one. But as I was saying (not really) I have a pair of headphones, the earbud type, and they are fucking not working anymore. I'm pissed about that. I dunno sometimes, you pay good money for something ($5) and they go to shit after a while. What the fuck. Yeah well anyways, I'm glad you're still with me. Continue to read, it's just starting to get good, I would know. Well I guess i really wouldnt since it all random and the first thing im thinking of. I also notice how I sometimes dont capatalize my I's. Hmmm. well anyways, does anyone else say anyways instead of anyway? I think that's the way it should be. But it's milk, not mulk, or however you crazies pronounce it. you know who you are. Whoops forgot to capatalize that last sentence, I think i made a spelling error to, oh and theres the I thing again. So in conclusion, I'm bored as hell, well, not so much anymore, this kinda helped actually, I'm glad you read this whole thing. Maybe you can try to get inside my head from it, like one of those rorshack tests. Shit i know i spelt that wrong. You know, the ink blot tests. I should have said that in the first place, much easier to spell. but anyways, peace, have a good one, and I'll talk to you later. Well maybe not actually talk to you, if I dont know you I probably wont actually speak with you, but you know what i mean. Its like the ttyl thing, ya know? people on the AIM right that, but they mean, ill type to you later. Well wait a second now, maybe talking doesnt actually have to involve speaking. hmmm. I'll have to look that up. Anyways, thank you for your patience. I'm glad you actually read this. Why am I glad? I dunno, i think its kinda funny really, you just read my bullshit gibberish for a while. Well I'm out. Untill next time.
From the title of this entry, I'd bet that you think this is about a clogged toilet...how wrong you are.
I woke this morning, tuesday, around 1 pm. And as happens with many people, nature calls. So i grab my toothbrush and toothpaste so I can get that done with on the same trip to the bathroom. I go and take a pee, then as I always do, I flush the urinal. This time things are different though...The toilet doesn't stop flushing. It just keeps going, for a couple minutes I didnt think much of it, but then I went back and tried jiggling the handle. The handle jiggle seems to me to be the best technique an amateur plumber like myself can do to try to fix a toilet. Well, the jiggle didn't work. (Nobody better go into detail about how regular home toilets and industrial public toilets are different and thats why the jiggle didnt work). And as I was standing there, the water was becoming more and more rusty. It was really strange, the toilet was using rusty colored water to flush with. I decide I should go tell someone, but wait, morning breath. I decided to quick brush my teeth first. So I turn on the faucet and after a few moments, that water turns rusty. I had already gotten my brush wet (in the 'clean' and not rusty water) so I began to brush and was going back to my room to get a bottle of water to finish up with. Lucky for me, one of the maintance guys was coming through right then, so I told him and he went and took a look at it and then called for backup. Meanwhile, I got my bottle of water and was attempting to rinse of my brush with it (a difficult task), then I leave and come back here to right this entry into my blog. I'll go check right now to see if it still flushing.
Yes indeed, it still is flushing. It's been going on since...1:15pm, and its 1:40pm now. HAHA, kinda funny really.
If you take a look at the post called analogies in quotables there are people who actually made posts. Crazy shit huh? I'm actually writing an entry about how someone actually read this.
This is what you got when you clicked to continue reading more about this topic. Too bad for you, but there's nothing more to say. It's all over. I've said all I really need to say about that topic and therefore I need not say anymore. If I were to say more it might become lengthy and excessive and so I will not say another word about it. Nevertheless, what has been said is very sufficient and doesn't need more to be said about it. You see, it's like when someone tells you a story, then keeps talking to you about the story. It's completely unnessasary (I wish I had a spell check). Another word about shall not be spoken (or typed smart-ass).
I took a Nerd Quiz. Yeah, I was bored as all hell.
Anyways, so I scored a 31 out of a possible 100, making me a nerd wannabe.
Mr. IT is only a 31, take it and lets see what you are, then comment and put your score for the whole world to see.
We got some dumbells in the room now...
Now everytime we're sittin around doing nothing, we pick up a weight and do some curls. Hopefully a few months down the road, we'll all be ripped. I'll tell ya how it goes.
What is loud as all hell, plays terrible music, has entirely too much bass, and is full of a bunch of little preps?
Thats right, a "party" in Calvin's room. It was last night (Saturday) and we were all in my room watching a movie, and Calvin and his little people were in his room next door, playing the music at a ridiculously loud volume. So eventually we got tired of it and Hersey goes next door and starts yellin at Calvin. I can't remeber exactly what went on, but in the end everyone over here ended up thinkin Calvin is a little bitch. I'm sick of writing though, so maybe I'll edit later, or even better, maybe someone will comment...Watson.
Holy shit. Most interesting first date I've even been on.
It was last night (Friday). I'm not gonna go into much detail, if ya really want to know, just ask me. I'll give you a few highlights to grab your attention. Drunken roomates, snot from a crying girl's nose being blown onto my shirt, my neck being bitten. It was a crazy night.
So here's how the story goes, I'll probably forget some shit the first time, but oh well, what are ya gonna do? Anyways, the whole thing starts out like this, Garrett sends a message through the facebook to Dani, sayin how much I like her and want to ask her out so badly but am too scarred, or some shit like that, I'll try to get the exact message up later. Anyways, she messages back to him, sayin how she knows, and something to the effect of how she was sure I would ask her out. So what's a guy to do? I asked her out of course, why the hell not? She seemed like a cool girl, so why not. So I call her up, she didn't answer. About 30 minutes later, she calls back, but I was in my chemistry lecture, so i couldnt answer, but she left a message. I debated on whether or not i should leave lecture early and call her back, but i decided to wait, time was not of the essense. After lecture, I listened to the message, and gave her a call back. She didnt answer. I left her a message asking if she wanted to get somethin to eat after she got off work (she was at work, she told me in the message). So she calls me back after she gets off work, and we decide on a time to go eat. I dont have a vehicle, and she does, so she came over to T-hall and picked me up, and we started driving, without actually picking a place to eat. After driving around for a while, we picked buffalo wild wings in blaine. But as we were driving there, she remembered it was friday and she cant eat meat. so we go to TGIFridays instead. We get seated and look through the menus and whatnot. She orders a shrimp salad, I ordered a three course meal thing, first course was chicken quesadillas, which she ate some of (along with the meat). Then came the entrees. I had gotten the sizzling shrimp. It actually sizzled when it was brought out, it was nuts. We started eating and after a while my shrimp stopped sizzling, and I said (this is for your Watson) "My shrimp is broken." So we finished up eating and then came desert, some cheesecake, which was excellent. Throughout the dinner I also had about 4 vanilla cokes... which was a bad idea. After dinner we go back to her house and I get the grand tour. Her room was an insanely huge mess, it was great, you literally couldn't see the floor, it was completely covered in clothers. Reminded me of my dorm. And I almost forgot of the pictures which she showed me of her and Aurora kissing, not making out, just kissing. So we then sit down on the couch and watch the movie Cellular. There was no pressure at all, and so I immediately put my arm around her, and she approved. We watched the movie, and then after the movie was when I moved in and we made out for 30 seconds, tops. After that we moved into her friend's(Aurora) room because we had to watch The Royal Tennabams, and the only place it could be watched was in Aurora's room. So we lay down in bed, and I got my arm around her, and then Aurora comes home and walks in to the room. Dani and I aren't doing anything, but Aurora is drunk as all hell, and crawls onto bed and is stradling Dani, and whispering things to her. Keep in mind that these are "drunken whispers", so I could easily hear everything. It wasn't anything big, just how much Aurora likes Dani. The wierd thing was how every once in a while Aurora would look over at me and hit me. She justified the hittings by saying "oh we went to high school together". Which we did, but I really didnt know her that well. Anyways, she leans down to give Dani a hug, and when she comes up, her boob is hanging out of her little tank top, which Dani promptly put away for her. Aurora left after a while, and then came back, and crawled back on the bed, this time laying across us with her face in my stomach, and she's crying of course, and so she starts to blow her nose in my shirt. Then she moves her head, and does it again. She lifts up her head after that, and then lets it fall back down, right into her own snot. At some other point thoughout the night, she was stradling me, and she asks me If I had the hots for Elise Doll (a girl who went to my high school) and I say no, and then she leans down to my ear and whispers to me, "who do you have the hots for now?" And I dont say anything, and she says to me "if you dont tell me I'll bite you". I still dont say anything, and then she actually starts to bite my neck! I couldn't believe it, she just clamped down and kept biting, hard. She eventually let go, and she didnt break skin, but I had a huge mark on my neck for the next day or so. At some other point throughout the night(i cant remember everything exactly) Aurora had gone from saying, "no spermies" to "if youre gonna do anything, wear protection, because i dont want you dirting Dani up" This was after she had whispered in my ear "i'll assume you're a virgin." Yeah, makes perfect sense to me too. Anyways, she finally left but by that time the movie was over, so we put in another one, Requim for a Dream. We start watching that, and Dani falls asleep almost immediatly, but i wanted to see the movie, so I stayed up. After the movie, she was still asleep, so I just went to sleep too.
So a date, which I had originally planned on being only lunch, turned out to be dinner, 3 movies and a sleep over. Fucking nuts.
I'm baaaacccckkk! For at least one entry. It's been a while.
Now this is just a little thing, that I would have forgotten about completly within a few days, but I'm writing it down instead, so i can remember it forever...or at least untill the server crashes or something, i dunno. Anyways though, the thing that I had to write down was this: Last night, after I had just finished my shower and was drying off, I had a crazy phantom smell type of thing happen. I swore that something smelt like Cocoa Puffs cereal, but there was around that would have smelt like that. Its crazy shit. Big build-up, shitty ending, I know, shut the hell up.