March 15, 2005

Team America: World Police

America, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Kim Jong Il: You're not in the position to kill anyone, my red white and blue friend.
Lisa: So your the bastard that's been planning 9/11 times a thousand!
Kim Jong Il: Noo, you think so small! You see, I'm about to have an elaborate peace ceremony, and while all the world's most important people are distracted here, I am going to detonate the WMDs, which I have given to terrorists all around the globe...It will be 9/11 times TWO THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX!
Chris: MY GOD...THATS...I don't even know what that is!?
Kim Jong Il: (solemnly) NOBODY DOES!

Guard: Dirka allah, Muhammed-jihad. Bawk allah, Muhammed-jihad. Bawk allah, Muhammed-jihad! La dirka-dirka, Muhammed-jihad!! Muhammed jihad!!!.....
Gary: Bak, dirk-dirk allah. Dirka-dirka, Muhammed jihad. Hawka sherpa-sherpa la bak-allah.
Guard: Ah! Dirka-dirka-dirka.

Posted by husm0017 at 9:28 PM

March 14, 2005

Complete Enlightenment

"...Now I've seen everything."
"Have you seen a man eat his own head?"
"Uh...no"
"Then you haven't seen everything..."

-Team America: World Police-

Great movie, I highly recommend it. If I got that quote slightly wrong, please correct me.

Posted by husm0017 at 2:16 PM

February 17, 2005

Acting

"We are what we pretend to be."

-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.-

Posted by husm0017 at 10:57 PM

October 24, 2004

Off-Road

"Sometimes, you just have to leave the paved road..."

-Unknown-

Just a note...

Knowing me, this quote is meant to be take literally (big trucks), but you should also take it metaphorically (did i spell that right?) as well. It works very well both ways.

Posted by husm0017 at 10:24 PM

Edison's Success

"I have not failed 10,000 times. I have successfully found 10,000 ways that don't work."

-Thomas Edison-

Posted by husm0017 at 8:46 PM

October 20, 2004

Analogies

"I'm all over it, like a hobo on a ham sandwich."

-Lee Dungree Man-

Posted by husm0017 at 11:35 PM