April 14, 2005
Fashion
Who's the genius behind some of these fashion trends?
Girls buying pants with rips and tears already in them. I can't believe they actually pay extra for those. IT'S INSANE!
You can find a hobo with the same pair of pants, but they didn't pay extra for those holes.
Another thing is the new trucker hat fad. I don't really have a problem with the hats, but the fact that a style that truckers have had for years is now being stolen by little preps kinda pisses me off.
Real trucker hats cost $3 at any truck stop. But these kids will go out and pay $15-20 dollars for a "trucker" hat. Shit, I guess it's there own money they're throwing away. Fucking preps.
But the worst thing that I've ever seen is the fake bake. The girls (and occasionally guys) who go out and tan every day until their skin has become a nasty burnt orange color and looks like it has the consistancy of leather. It's disgusting. A little color can be nice, but when you turn you skin into leather, its just fucking gross. I can't believe that they actually think that it looks good too.
It's so fucking bad.
By the way, I'm not the best artist. I can't draw certain body parts, such as hands, and feet, and faces. Oh well, I get my point across.
March 18, 2005
Words of Wisdom
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
On a side note
I'd be willing to bet that the real reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
L337 $P33(H
1F U (@N @(7U@LLY R3@D 7H1$ 1 F33L R3@LLY B@D 4 U
Fuckin leet speech. Who the hell thought of that? Those stupid internet abbreviations too. I'll give a list of some of the ones I know, feel free to add.
LOL - Laugh Out Loud (no one ever is actually laughing out loud)
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing (yeah right)
ROTFLMYA - an extension to the above, My Ass Off
W/E - WhatEver
IDK - I Don't Know (thats what it actually stands for, it confused me at first too)
J/K - Just Kidding
u - short for you (it takes so long to type it out completly)
r - short for are (same as above)
TTYL - Talk To You Later
I'm pretty sure that those things above aren't leetspeech per se, 'cause leetspeech is replacing letters with numbers if I remember correctly, but who the hell cares, it's still annoying. But it would seem it's here to stay...fucking internet.
Freaky Ass Shit
This is one of those entries (haha, one of those entries, i like how I started it like that) that makes you wonder.
Just click on these things, its crazy shit yo
A Boxer Engine
Behold the power of the horizontally opposed
So yeah, this entry was kinda lame. Shut the hell up, I'd like to see you do any better. (Not really, don't try...please)
February 28, 2005
Monkey Love
WARNING! THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!
Alright, I can't actually go into detail about this, because its really fucking wierd. But it started off innocently enough, but went so horribly wrong. It ended up involving 16 guys and a monkey, but not just any monkey. It was a dead, blind, earless monkey. We just TALKED about this, and didnt actually do anything dirty, but the discussion was wierd as hell. Don't deny youve never had a fucked up conversation with your buddies. You fill in the blanks.
February 17, 2005
Seeing Time
Someone I know, let's call him Dave, (to keep his annomininity) (i spell real good) actually saw time...
I'm hoping that "Dave" will comment on his experience. It was a long time ago, at least a couple of months, but I think he should still remember how it went.
November 6, 2004
Reminders
I can't forget...
The trash can mold incident, my horrible charlie horse, writing about the boys and girls club (the kid who asked how many girls i had), other stuff too im sure
October 18, 2004
Terms of Use Agreements
You know those Disclaimers and Terms of Use Agreements...?
Every time you sign up for something on the internet, or install a program on your computer, there's a terms of use agreement, that everyone just seems to scroll through, and then click the button that says "I agree"? Does anyone actually read those agreements? For all I know, every time I click "I agree" i could be agreeing to any number of insane things. Such as signing away my soul to the devil, or agreeing to random cavity searches in my house. I have no idea what are in these agreements. I guess I just have to hope that I'm not agreeing to anything to crazy. So far so good though.
October 8, 2004
Gas Station Restrooms
Why do they lock the doors of gas station restrooms? When they're outside, I can understand why, but when they're in the store?!?! What the hell is the point of that? What do they think is gonna happen to it? Outside I understand, they could, and most likely would, get vandalized in about 10 minutes. But when they're inside, seriously, what could happen? I think some people have got to be just crazy.