Bush's illegitimate children

Just a hunch

I've never met George Bush, and I have no first-first-hand knowledge about his love life. Given his circumstances, though, I think it's reasonable to wonder if he doesn't have more children than he's letting on. Before he married Laura in 1977, he was rich, good looking, sometimes between jobs, never a workaholic, and he admits that he drank too much. And it's well documented (see research articles, below) that people who drink too much are much more likely to engage in unsafe sex than those who do not.

Certainly any woman who had a child that George Bush fathered has been generously compensated by the family, and is unlikely to come forward and tell her story. The children themselves may not be inclined to go public, either, as we learned from Strom Thurmond's daughter.

But there are people out there who know the stories - relatives, neighbors, friends. If you know anything about George Bush's additional children, I think it's your patriotic duty to come forward with your tale. We what to know who we are voting for.