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Getting Joan a date.

I'm handy to have around because I got Joan a date - well, at least she can decide if she wants to go out with the guy. But on Saturday we went for a long walk and then she got breakfast at the coffee shop. She tied me up and inside, a guy told her how pretty I am (I am so pretty, aren't I?). Anyway, then he proceeded to help her outside with her goodies (water for me) and then chatted with her. He was an okay guy, I guess, I wasn't super scared of him or anything. Then he asked Joan to go biking sometime. Well, that's not very nice because it doesn't include ME! I'm sure Joan would be mad that I'm telling her secrets but hey, this is a great advantage of having a cute dog like myself. So if you are single, you should go out now and adopt a cute dog from Animal Ark Shelter and maybe you, too, will get a date!

I have to also admit that my charms did not work on Sunday. We also went to a coffee shop and a guy with his dog sat with us at a big table, but he didn't talk with Joan or ask her out OR even comment how cute I am! I'll have to work on this "date magnetism" thing.

Yesterday, Joan wore me out. First she took me to the dog park where I ran around with lots of dogs, chasing, swimming, fetching etc. Then later that day, Joan took me running. So by last night I was just exhausted. I was napping all evening on my bed. Eileen is still around the house so I still have double access to getting pet and skin for licking. Hooray!

Comments

Congratulations on your date-getting skills. If I'd have been in the coffee shop, I'd surely have talked to you and told Joan how pretty you were.

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