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May 23, 2005

How much do I cost?

You might wonder how much I cost to be part of Joan's family. Well, Joan has been giving it some thought and started to list to me all the costs that I have incurred and that she has happily paid to have me as her friend. This is in the past 2.5 years:

$175 - Adoption fee at Animal Ark no-kill shelter
$200 - one time dog equipment start up - bowls, leash, gentle leader, etc., dog bed
$30/month for food and treats
$25/year for dog park pass
$15/year for dog license
$120/year for heart worm check and vaccinations (rabies, etc.)
$100/year for heart worm medicine and tick/flea medicine


Then there are the extra costs:

~$400 Vet visits for anal sac problem, ear infections, and allergies
~$80 Toe nail cuttings
~$90 Vet visit and drugs for running into the tree

Then there are costs that have been associated with my actions:

Broken kitchen window (I went wild when I saw a squirrrel and Joan did not have the blinds up on the window). ~free only because Joan is friends with the window restoration guy.

Learned to jump over low fence. ~$150 + a weekend of time - Joan bought and installed an invisible fence.

Jumped against the fence after a squirrel and one of the fence posts that was rotted fell down. ~$40 for post and cement + a day of Joan's time to fix.

Pulled Joan into fence gate and her wool coat ripped. ~$unknown as she has not had it fixed yet. The coat cost $100.

Chewed two of Joan's leather shoes. ~$10 Joan had the shoe guy sew them up a bit. She still wears them as it is unnoticeable.

Broken cabinet door - I backed hard into one of Joan's new cabinet doors and it cracked. ~$unknown as she has not had it fixed. She wonders if it is part of the lifetime warranty (does it exclude dog related breaks?)

Fanny pack. Joan stored dog treats in it for training but she left it out one day and I chewed a hole in it to get the treats. ~$unknown as she has not replaced it yet. (she'll probably just go to the thrift store to get a new one.)

Carpet cleaner - various vomiting incidents. $5

Shower Flip Flops; I have chewed up one of several pairs of flip flops that Joan uses at the gym. - ~$8

Window screens - I tend to rip the one in the back storm door (squirrels again!). $15 + Joan's time to rescreen the window with Pet-proof screen.

Phew, that's all that I can think of. I don't think that is all that bad, considering what a great dog friend I am!!


May 19, 2005

Abused dog

This morning Joan and I were on our morning walk when we came upon a man that Joan thought was drunk. He immediately lunged towards me to pet me, and as I backed away, Joan explained to him, "Oh, she's not a good dog to pet. She's very shy."
The man started to lecture Joan about how the only reason that could be is if I was abused, implying that Joan, my favorite person in the whole wide world, abuses me! I was shocked! He told Joan to not hit me. Joan shrugged it off because, as she told me later, it is not a good use of energy to explain things to someone who is drunk. We kept walking and he yelled at us from across the street, "There's only one reason for dogs to be scared ... don't hit her." Joan yelled back, "That's right!"
She should have added that she is the person who SAVED me from a bad home and how you can see the impact that abuse has by seeing how I am now - still afraid of new people. Again, I know reasoning and explaining to the drunk man was not what Joan wanted to do. Upon reflection, Joan was a little sad to think about how my first two years of life really changed the way I act and live for my entire life. She was happy though that the drunk man was at least aware of the effects of pet abuse...and clearly he is a vocal spokesman about it!

May 12, 2005

The Couch

Last night Joan came home and she was not feeling well. She un-enthusiastically took me for a walk because she knows I need it, but I could tell she was not her usual self. When we returned home, she laid down on the couch and took a rest.
While her eyes were closed, I snuck up onto *my* couch, the old futon near the windows that no one ever sits on. She did not wake up when I got up on it - phew! But then a while later, she opened her eyes and saw that I was on the couch opposite her, curled up all cozy. I really did not want to move, so I just sat tight to see what she would do. She said, "Oh Bosco." Since she did not reprimand me, I just stayed on the couch. She didn't seem to care much. When she finally got up, she came over and even petted me while I was on the couch. I know she ordered new furniture for this area, so I guess she doesn't care if I go up on it!! However, to play it safe, for the rest of the evening while she was up and about, when I wanted to lie down, I just used my bed on the floor.

May 09, 2005

The Vet said...

Joan took me into the vet this morning. I do not like that place. The only saving grace is that they have treats there for me. I had 5 or 6!

The vet heard my tree collision story and then looked at my leg. He stuck a needle in my protruding bump and drew out a lot of reddish pus etc. (I know it is gross!). I didn't feel a thing. He then said that I have a "seroma" which is liquid that develops in the space behind the skin - or something like that - and it will take some time to go away, maybe even a month. Joan has to put hot compresses on it until it goes away.

He also is making me take antibiotics for 2 weeks. He said that if I lick it a lot, I will open it up and then I'll have to have anesthesia (read: $$$) for them to fix it. Therefore, he warned that if I lick it, I will have to wear a cone. So far, I have not licked it since I got home from the vet. I'm going to take a nap now since it has already been a busy day.

May 08, 2005

Wood chips

This weekend, I was on a leash watching Joan move tons and tons of wood chips from the street into her garden. I got to lay down and relax while she was working really hard, though I have to say there are a lot more wood chips now for me to run through and the occasional large chip that I can chew on.

Unfortunately, Joan washed me tonight. And then she saw it - my inflammed golf ball size area near my leg. It wasn't there this morning and this is why she was so suprised and scared. What is it? I'm not worried about it, but she called the UM Vet Emergency to see if she needed to bring me in. They told her to do hot compresses on it every few hours until tomorrow when guess what - I have to go to the vet again. Eeks! I heard Joan on the phone with her mom say that I might need to wear a cone because they are going to lance this to drain it. That would be ghastly. Well, you'll be the first to find out ... stay tuned.

Oh, the other thing that happened was that Joan and I walked over to the new coffee shop this morning and she got some tea and croissant while I sat and waited for her. As she enjoyed her breakfast - almost everyone who walked by said I was very pretty etc. (I bet they wouldn't say that if I had a cone on!!) Then they'd ask if they could pet me - meanwhile - I heard this and saw them coming near me, so everytime I would back up and wedge myself under the chair -- some of them STILL tried to pet me! Does it seem like I want to be petted if I'm shoving my body under a chair?

May 03, 2005

Update on my health

For all of you who are concerned about me (probably 2 people), I wanted to update you about my health after my collision with the tree branch on Friday. I am doing much better! I am acting pretty much back to normal with no limping. However, Joan keeps trying to look at my injury and I consistently push her hand away with my snout - I am very strong that way. On Sunday, she did look at it and found that I have a lot of redness and a scrape under my fur near my leg, so that is what hurt me. She washed my leg on Sunday with soapy water, as the 30 degree weather and snow was too cold for her to wash my whole body!

Re: The accident: I think I did not anticipate how the mud would not allow me to jump as high as normal and that is why I ran into the branch. I'll have to keep that in mind for the future. I'm not sure Joan will take me to the dog park again - well, I hope she does....

May 01, 2005

Dog-Tree Collision

Be sure to read about my trip to Madison, WI in the next entry, but in here I will share with you my traumatic event this weekend. If the title doesn't already reveal it....

Joan and I went to the dog park on Friday afternoon. Joan thought it would be a great way to start the weekend, though it was a bit cool. We walked through the park on the interior trails, first. We were behind a group that had three dogs - one of which looked like a pit-bull mix and its owner kept calling it back when it got near me. Joan was not pleased because you shouldn't bring dogs that are bad to the park - though it hadn't YET done anything bad. So she veered off and we went through some other trails and I got to this one spot and sat down in a pool of mud and muddy water. Joan said, "Booosco!" But she knew that on the return trip, we'd go along the river and I'd wash myself off and get the smelly mud off of me.

We kept going, and I ran like a maniac as usual. Jumping over trees, through the mud, to the water, and back. We were near the end of the park and I was running through a mud field that is usually not mud. (the water is kind of high). Joan turned to look at me, particularly because I was running through the mud. And then it happened. I was jumping over a log and collided with a branch that was sticking up from it. I fell down on my side and rolled over and was yelping over and over and I wouldn't put my right front leg down. Joan just kept saying, "Oh, bosco, bosco" and she started to get really upset. She thought I broke my leg. Then three dogs heard me yelping and they appeared from nowhere to see if I was okay. Since Joan thought I broke my leg, she went to pick me up, but I squirmed and she put me back down (she was also wondering how she was going to carry me all the way back to the car.) Then she was all muddy!!!

After about a minute, I stopped yelping but I was really hurt. A woman came along and Joan told her what happened. Her dog was one of the dogs that ran over. She said she thought it was a dog fight by how much I was yelping and crying. Joan looked at the branch that was sticking up, and sure enough there was my fur on it!

At this point, I was putting my leg down but limping. We started to walk back to the car. I just walked right next to Joan and limped the whole way. The woman asked if this was my usual self. Ha ha! No! I would never walk this slowly. We went to the river and rinsed off a bit (Joan didn't - she was still muddy all over).

We got home and I just was really sore. Joan was very concerned. I just laid down on my bed and didn't go anywhere. Even when Joan went out the back door, I did not get up. So Joan spent the night petting me pretty much. She did go to bed upstairs.

On Saturday, I went up to her bedroom, albeit slowly. Joan thought this was a good sign, and then I wasn't limping as bad but still somewhat. We walked over to the vet (1 block) and asked them about it. I have an appt on Tuesday, if it looks like I need it then. But I am getting better. Joan saw a red spot under my leg under my fur, and keeps trying to look at it, but I don't like her touching me there and push her hand away. Why does she always need to assess everything like my injuries?

I've been taking it easy - mostly because Joan is making me. The vet assistant said dogs, especially labradors, will ignore their injuries in favor of chasing squirrels etc. So Joan is only taking me on short walks and making me rest. But I'm getting better.

PS - It is May 1 and it is snowing here. This is a strange place, indeed!
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Last weekend's events

I would like to share with you about my last weekend - then I will get to this weekend's traumatic events.

Last Friday, Joan came home from work and started putting things in that zippered wheeled box (suitcase) and I became worried. I don't want her to leave me because she had just gotten home from being away for a week. She brought the case downstairs and put it on the floor in the dining room and was still putting things in it. Then she went upstairs to get something else. Usually, I would follow her up there, but not in this extreme situation! Something might happen and I might get separated from the wheeled case that always stays with Joan. So I stood right next to the case and waited, worried, but also a little bit excited. I got more excited when she brought my dog bed down from her bedroom because I thought that I might go with her!

She started loading things into the car and I went out into the garage and into the backseat and just stayed there. She went in and out of the garage and I just stayed in the car. You can't get rid of me! I bet she wonders how long it would take until I would investigate where she was. Then she actually did get me out of the car to take a short walk and then we got in the car at 3;30 on Friday afternoon. We started driving east on 94 and traffic was not great. I was very agitated, as I usually am in stop and go traffic, so I did not sit down nor stop yelping until we were well into Wisconsin and about an hour had passed.
Several hours later we arrived at her sister's house in Madison. I was excited to see Eileen! I wagged my tail a whole bunch when I saw here. She always likes to see me, too.
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I could smell that there was a cat in the house, but it went down into the basement upon my arrival. And, you may not know it, but I DO NOT go into basements. I'm scared of them, so the cat was very safe down there. Although, I like cats okay - I let them be the alpha pet, so I usually get along fine with them in a house. Outside, I usually want to go investigate them and sometimes bark at them. Joan was admiring the bathroom that Eileen had remodeled - I stepped into the room but Eileen said "no, no." Joan forgot her own rule that I am not allowed in bathrooms!

On Saturday, I was very agitated. They put me in the car and we were aiming to go to a park for a walk. But we kept making mistakes and it took a LONG time to get me on a walk. First, several blocks from Eileen's house, she was confused which way to go on the highway based on the directions from the Internet, so we went back to the house to get a map. Then we went on our way, me howling and yelping because I am excited to go for a walk! We get to where the website gave us directions to this marsh area but it did not seem right. It had private property signs up, and it was not what Eileen had been to before. So we got back in the car and drove a different way (good thing we had that map!), and we got to the regular entrance. But even though their website said they allowed dogs, there was a BIG sign that said NO DOGS. I feel discriminated against. Although, Joan said she was surprised that the website said that dogs were allowed in a marsh area because it is usually a delicate area - but still, they need to get their website right! This time we didn't even get out of the car. I was still yelping!

Joan and Eileen looked at the map and found a county park Eileen had never been to. Joan said, let's go there, and if they don't allow dogs, I'm going to have to pronounce Madison not-dog-friendly. We drove back practically to where we had been before and found the entrance to this park. We finally got out and walked around the groomed trails.
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I was sooo happy. After walking around for a while, we arrived back at the car. Eileen suggested we go investigate what the "dog exercise area" was that we saw signs for. We kept seeing a lot of cars go farther into the park and suspected there was a dog park, but we did not know what "dog exercise area" meant. We drove down there and sure enough - there was a big dog park. So I got another run. It was a pretty big park and we went up to the top of the hill and Joan and Eileen threw my favorite purple bone toy for me. Here I am running up the hill after I fetched the bone.
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The neat thing is this park is right along Interstate 94, so Joan said we can easily go there on the way in or out of Madison when we visit in the future. It was kind of cold, so we decided to head back home.

Here is a picture of me in my "spot" in the house. They have big windows in the front of the house, so I just sit there and look out. This picture, taken on Sunday, also shows how I took Joan's shoe and put it on my bed for comfort when Joan and Eileen went to breakfast.
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I woke up Joan early on Sunday and she took me out for a walk in the neighborhood. There is a park nearby and we walked over toward it, and then Joan say the sign "NO DOGS". Geez! Again, we do think Madison is not dog-friendly. I mean, as long as Joan picks up after me (and she does), I don't do any damage to the park. That's the whole idea of a park - to bring people together and that includes people's pets! At least it should be.

Later on Sunday, Joan asked Eileen to help her cut my back toenails. I squirm so much, Eileen tried to hold the front of me so Joan could cut my toenails. But OUCH, on the third nail, Joan cut too much and I started bleeding and it was a bit of a mess. Joan told Eileen to get a bowl of flour because that is supposed to help stop the bleeding but you can imagine - we had drops of blood and a lot of flour on the backporch. It seemed to stop and then we went for a walk (Joan, of course, dropped the cutting toenail business - she also felt really bad.) But my toenail kept bleeding so they rubberbanded a rag on my foot. It looked ridiculous, but I am very tolerant so I just laid on my bed with it.
Then Joan and I drove home at 4:00. It was around 4:30 and that is my usual walk time (even if I had just gone on a walk!), so I barked SUPER loud in Joan's ear. So loud I scared her, and she screamed. So we had two screaming creatures in the car. She stopped at a rest area and walked me around and then we got back in and drove on to Mpls.


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