?Platypus?

Alright I feel like talking about something funny today, and what is funnier than a duck billed platypus. This is by far the craziest animal to ever walk the planet earth. This crazy thing is like atleast 8 different amimals in one. You don't believe me, well I will tell you.
Duck Bill = Duck
Webbed Feet = Goose/Frog
Flat Tail = Beaver
Fur = Dog
Swimming Abilities = Seal
See what i mean. This animal is just ridiculous. Well i have always just thought that the platypus was an awesome and crazy animal, and now you all know. Plus if you have more than one platypus you have Platypie how awesome is that. Ok i'm done later.