Writing Consultancy, fall 2007

I am soooo excited!

hey Maggie, just so you know, I got so excited about this that I designed movie posters. Yeah, that's MORE than one.

I'd see that, as long as I got a student discount.

Also: your evil laugh reminded me of a story.

A few months ago, a few friends and I were having some especially greasy Town Hall food, trying to take a few years off of our lives. I'm sure I had the black & blue burger, or some such nonsense.

Anywho, it's getting dusky out there, and we've got one of the tables just next to the road behind the planters out front there. We hear the distinct sound of an un-muffled pickup, and look over to see your classic beater Ford rolling up to the stoplight.

As it started rolling again to take the right onto Washington, the most prototypical skinny white-trash guy (think Steve-o from Jackass) leans out of the passenger window and bellows:

"THIS GUY'S DRIVING DRUNK! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

We could hear this maniacal laughter trail off into the night as they cruised down towards debauchery. That remains the most perfect evil laugh I've ever heard, and my friends and I mention it often.

I would like to put in a formal request for a role as a murder victim. Not just any murder, though; a really good one. A beheading or, I dunno, strangled by the cord of my own headphones while I covertly listen to books on tape at the attending desk or something. That would even lend an Aesop-like quality to your otherwise horrific story. Anyhow, please kill me.

I would like to put in a formal request for a role as a murder victim. Not just any murder, though; a really good one. A beheading or, I dunno, strangled by the cord of my own headphones while I covertly listen to books on tape at the attending desk or something. That would even lend an Aesop-like quality to your otherwise horrific story. Anyhow, please kill me.

Hm. So I just tried to post an urgent comment and it does not appear to have worked. But I'm sorry if this shows up more than once.

I would like to submit a formal request to be murdered. A good one. Beheaded by a closing window. Strangled with the cord of my headphones while listening to books on tape at the attending desk. Drowned in the water cooler. Something fun. I play dead really well. Please kill me!

I want to be a spy! Oh wait, would that be giving myself away?

Note, there are lots of sharp knives in the kitchen... often left out for bagel cutting.

"Bagel cutting." I'll assume that's code for something gruesome.

Noooooo!!! Maggie is going to slash me with the time card!!! Save me!!!

... ;_;

oh man- i think like every good horror thriller, we need to throw in a little romantic twist.

I may or may not have just made this a tad bit awkward. shoot.

Which Adam R? Jayashree is a knife fighter, a story that has gone back a year in the writing center, can you incorporate knife fighting into this story?