DV era comes to a close

Baby Vs baby again /
Why can't my girlfriends be friends?

It is with great sadness that I must call off my fake engagement to DV. Today, I had the misfortune of listening to last week's WFMU archived episode of "Diane's Kamikaze Fun Machine" during which my imaginary fiance talked about his engagement to his real girlfriend. I'm no home wrecker. If you listen closely, you can hear my heart break around the 1 hour mark.

I think I'll close the book on this chapter of my life by recapping it in timeline format:

Spring 2003, I listen to Fire at Radio K while Susan does her DJ shift. I leave the experience confused. Soon after, I hear DV on Radio K talking about riding a moose. I look up the video for D!HV and become a fan.
March 26, 2003, I attend my first E6 show at the Entry. I will see them twice more before...
April 24th, 2004, DV sings Bette Midler's "The Rose" between Stop and Continue. I immediately "leave" Jack White for DV.
Aprl 28th, 2005, I attempt to speak to DV but end up shaking his hand and running away giggling like a 13 year old girl.
March 24, 2006, DV and I become "engaged" via a joke on kidneybingo's flickr page. I will see E6 twice more and dance around a giant mushroom in a monkey head before...
December 14, 2006, I fly to NYC to do some sightseeing. Coincidentally, this is the same day as DV's show at Joe's Pub. I will see E6 twice more before...

Today, E6's new album (very good by the way) is released and so am I. I will continue my obsession with E6, but on a much less fantastic level.

Hot tips for a rebound rock show are appreciated.