March 06, 2008

10 reasons...

At the moment, I'm more interested in crushing someone in the compact shelving than having sex in the microfische room (I won't become a sex maniac until I officially get my MLIS in August), but, FYI for later.
10 Reasons the Recession Will Rock Your Love Life

4. Library-sex will make a comeback.

Combine America’s declining interest in knowledge, free admission, and sultry, stuffy sex-maniac librarians, and suddenly you have an accessible, sparsely populated impromptu orgy club. The public library, with its many dim corners and unlocked “reading rooms,” is a recession-era Plato’s Retreat. Take it from a former librarian: the microfiche room is far from obsolete when reappropriated in the right fashion.

Posted by me at March 6, 2008 02:28 PM
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