Up today: The Enterprise Incident (9/27/1968).

After the last episode, pretty much anything would be an improvement but this one is actually decent.

I have to wonder why they wouldn't have led the season with this one instead of "Spock's Brain". "Incident" would have been a strong, action and intrigue-filled opening as opposed to the camp and just plain awfulness of "Brain". But hey, they don't pay me the big bucks to make network television programming choices so what do I know?

One of the notable things about this one is the way that it references earlier parts of the show: the Romulans are already known to the characters and even the fact that they are using a Klingon-looking ship is noted. On the other hand, the fact that Kirk and co. act like the cloaking technology is new seems like something that the writers could have easily fixed; it comes off as just lazy today. To be fair, I do have to wonder if you went back and scrutinized other TV shows of the era, say the entire run of Bonanza, whether you'd also find as many or more continuity flaws. I don't think the people who produced television then thought the audiences paid that much attention or slavishly watched every episode. TV seemed like more of a disposable product back then.

There are some implied connections to the first season episode, "Balance of Terror" where once again, we're reminded that Vulcans and Romulans share a common ancestry. These two episodes form the foundation of all the Romulan-filled episode and movie plot. All in all, the Romulans were the more interesting of the two villain races that were introduced in the original series.

Of course it needs to be said how great it is to see a female adversary in the old show. Sure, the Romulan commander (never given a name by the writers) is snookered by Kirk and Spock but she is an authority figure who (mostly) retains her dignity throughout and is a refreshing change from the usual characters our heroes go up against. The commander is also totally NOT interested in Kirk...again! That's two in a row where the lead woman character of the episode is not remotely charmed by Kirk. Now we know things are gettin' weird! However, Spock really puts on what we have to assume is a Vulcan-style seduction act and sells it to us and the object of his deception. The commander may let her guard down a bit too quickly for real credibility but it's easy to see how she falls for Spock; she acts like she's been waiting to run into Spock and has a thing for Vulcans. Heh. So don't examine this part too closely but this part of the plot, which is given ample time to develop, certainly adds to the entertainment value of this episode.

Kirk is less of a focus in this episode, especially after he's done playing crazy. Shatner does the right amount of scenery-chewing to make the story work and is actually a bit of a jerk in the opening act. I found it amusing that he was the one qualified to sneak back aboard the Romulan ship, locate the cloaking device (with its light bulb-esque socket), and remove it but heroes have gotta do their thing. McCoy has a few good moments and now, we have Sulu AND Chekov together on the bridge.

The feel of the story definitely goes along with the Cold War time; the story could have been between two naval vessels. Once again I find myself wishing for just a bit of background and exposition that we got in abundance Next Gen: obviously there's some Starfleet Intelligence intrigue going on here that would be fun to see further explored. The scenes where Kirk has been made up to look like a Romulan have always been fun even if it reminds me a bit of how they used to make up white actors to look like Asians in the old movies. The pacing is good and there's the right combination of suspense and humor to make this episode memorable.

Like Eric, I liked this episode when I was growing up. We were always wanting to see more of the Klingons and the Romulans back then and this episode always stood out for upping the threat factor of the earlier seasons. Sure, the "romance" scenes weren't that cool for us but it was all for King and Country so go Spock!

The new effects add to the episode. Being able to more clearly see the other ships is great and the attention to detail is appreciated, such as the bird logos visible along the bottom of the hulls.

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And now Eric's take:

In our podcast, we talk about how infinitely better it would have been to start the third season of original Star Trek with "The Enterprise Incident" rather than "Spock's Brain." There's no doubt that "The Enterprise Incident" is a better episode by at least an order of magnitude, but I'm not sure if beginning the season with a strong episode like this and then following up with a festering turd like "Spock's Brain" would have been more or less disappointing.

In any case, I recall enjoying "The Enterprise Incident" growing up, and on seeing it again, I was pleased to find that for the most part, it held up. There are, however, some interesting facts about this episode that I didn't know until very recently. For example, the story is loosely based on the Pueblo Incident, where on January 23, 1968, the USS Pueblo, a Naval intelligence vessel, was captured by North Korean forces while conducting spying operations in the Sea of Japan. Also, in D. C. Fontana's original script, the premise is that the Romulans have improved their cloaking device since it was first introduced in the excellent first season episode "Balance of Terror." In this draft, however, the device is stored in a laboratory instead of being installed on an active duty ship. This brings me to my main criticisms:

It is clearly established in the aforementioned "Balance of Terror" that the Romulans have a cloaking device, but when Kirk and company discuss the matter in "The Enterprise Incident," they seem to have completely forgotten that fact, as if the Romulan cloaking device is entirely new. At best, this is a jarring continuity error.

My other primary complaint is that the security around the cloaking device on the Romulan ship is pathetically lax. First, Kirk beams aboard the Romulan ship undetected and then knocks out the only guard in what Spock describes as a heavily guarded area. He then proceeds to enter the top-secret, restricted cloaking device room where there is only one Romulan whom he knocks out as easily as the first guard. Now we discover that the cloaking device, an amazing piece of highly advanced technology, is a gadget the size of a table lamp that bears a remarkable resemblance to Nomad from "The Changeling." And the coup de grace is that Kirk simply lifts it out of its receptacle and carries it off. Apparently, we're supposed to believe that it functions without any physical connection to the ship. That being said, the Romulans did detect the the transmissions between Kirk and Spock's communicators, but still...

Despite these flaws, "The Enterprise Incident" is a well-paced, interesting story that keeps you guessing. The lead-in with Kirk feigning a mental breakdown is particularly well done, and I always enjoy the interaction between Spock and the Romulan commander. And what self-respecting Trek fan doesn't dig getting to see Kirk sporting upswept eyebrows and pointed ears? (Although I tend to agree with Spock that it isn't aesthetically pleasing.)

Next time: "The Paradise Syndrome"

Spock's Brain (9-20-1968)

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Eric did a fine job outlining the production background of Star Trek at this time of the series which puts the, ahem, quality of this episode into perspective so he goes first...

"Spock's Brain" has the distinction of being both the first episode in the third, and final, season of original Star Trek and one of the worst episodes in all of Trek history. But before delving into that particular miasma, a brief explanation of what happened between the second and third seasons is in order.

As I noted in my last review, at the end of the second season, NBC tried once again to cancel Star Trek, and once again, it was saved by a letter writing campaign by the fans. Not only was it saved, but NBC also promised Roddenberry a primetime slot in the Fall 1968 lineup, and on that basis, he agreed to be line producer for the third season. The network then (oh surprise!) reneged and put Star Trek in the Friday, 10:30 pm slot. (A death stroke for any series that targets the 18-25 demographic.) Roddenberry protested, but NBC wouldn't back down, so he walked away. This deprived Star Trek of its creator and Executive Producer. To make matters worse, one of the key producers, Gene Coon, had also left by the time the third season rolled around. This was when Fred Freiberger was brought in to take over the showrunner/producer role. And while I (and many other fans) have been inclined to blame him for the poor quality of season three, the Friday night death slot and a drastically reduced budget meant that he had little to work with.

That said, there really can be no excuse for "Spock's Brain." What is maddening, though, is that there is also no reason for this to be the case. It was written by the aforementioned Gene Coon (under the pseudonym Lee Cronin) who wrote several excellent episodes, such as "Arena," "Devil in the Dark," and "A Taste of Armageddon." And it was directed by Marc Daniels, who helmed some of the best original Trek episodes, like "The Menagerie," "Space Seed," and "The Doomsday Machine." I'm not going to bother with a detailed analysis of its many faults (e.g. painfully laughable dialog, blatant sexism, and extreme camp); we cover that quite well in the podcast. (Give it a listen.) But I still wonder just what the hell happened during the production of "Spock's Brain?" Were all of writers and producers incredibly stoned? Did Marc Daniels have a stroke? Maybe it was just the perfect (shit)storm of crappy TV. I don't know, but it's a shame--it could've been a good episode if it had had a decent script. I suppose, however, that it's better not to dwell on such things. Let's just clear our palate with the next (thankfully much better) episode.

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I find it quite amusing that I write this on the very day day President Obama announced a new initiative to map the human brain. If only he'd opened his announcement with this line:

"Brain and brain! What is brain?"

One of the most infamous lines uttered in all of Star Trek. Yes my friends, we have arrived in third season where the going gets rough. Sure, there are some decent episodes sprinkled about but beginning the season with something this awful indicates that something is just not right.

I can see why Eric wanted to focus his review on the behind-the-scenes action instead of the content. It's hard to really know where to begin.

I'm quite certain that ever since I first saw this episode, I knew it was a dud. Even 10-year-old John had better taste than this. I have memories of looking through my Uncle's TV Guide issues and groaning to myself when I figured out that Spock's Brain was coming up on TV that week. Sigh.

Is Spock's Brain the worst episode in the original series? Right now I'm tempted to say yes but I know there are other offenders waiting out there for us so I am going to hold off on proclaiming this THE WORST EVER.

There are a few positive things about this one, sure. Actually the opening scene, right before the mystery woman appears, is not that bad a setup. There is a tight sequence of the bridge crew going on alert, going about their jobs, seemingly ready for anything. Well, almost anything! Then the Amazon-go-go woman in a costume out of an Austin Powers movie shows up and swipes Spock's brain because none of their brains are up to the job. Well, okay I can buy that...wait, WHY AM I TRYING TO BUY INTO THIS STOOOPID PREMISE?!?!?!?

And the contraption (seems like the right word for the Zenith Space Command remote control McCoy has for him) that makes Spock run sans brain has to make this mechanical clock-like sound when it's running...yeah, sure. Actually if they hadn't done this silly sound, the sight of Spock walking around like a zombie might have had some dramatic impact or at least given this episode some kind of serious atmosphere.

Some of the ideas, like using a living brain to run machinery and whether or not the Prime Directive applies to a planet like this (wait a minute, why WOULDN'T the PD apply here???), are decent and perhaps well-worth exploring in a Trek episode, but there are so many ways in which this one goes off the rails that you really do have to wonder what went wrong. I've run across articles that claim there are rumors that this episode was written as a joke or a comedy episode, perhaps like I, Mudd. If this were true, the episode might have been more successful, if still as offensive. Of course if this was supposed to be a farce then why would you want to open the season, the time when you're trying to keep the audience tuning in for the new season, with something like this? Alas, I have no answers...

But this is what we're left with: a groaner of an episode to open a season that already had plenty of built-in disadvantages (time slot, network antipathy, reduced budgets). At least you can laugh at some of the camp and there are a few actual humorous moments. I believe there are some upcoming episodes of questionable quality that won't be as easy to sit through. When two Red Shirt security guys beam down to the planet and don't suffer even a scratch AND Kirk doesn't even try to seduce the alien female to get what he wants, we know *something* is wrong!

The remastered version serves up its usual HD clarity and slick effects. The space scenes are nice but never enough to take your um, brain, off of this episode.

Next time: "The Enterprise Incident"

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Eric starts us out:

With "Assignment: Earth," we bring the second season of original Star Trek to a close. As an episode, it has the distinction of being the only one that isn't really a Star Trek episode. It is actually a pilot for what was to be a new Gene Roddenberry series titled (you guessed it) "Assignment: Earth."

To the best of my knowledge, there are no other examples of airing a pilot this way. Perhaps for good reason. The story and premise of "Assignment: Earth" is solid and interesting, but for the most part, it sidelines Kirk and company, which means it doesn't deliver as Star Trek. To be fair, though, I can understand the calculus that must've been at work. Towards the end of the second season, NBC tried once again to cancel Star Trek, and once again, it was saved by a letter writing campaign by the fans. Nevertheless, Roddenberry saw the writing on the wall, and with "Assignment: Earth," seized the opportunity to try to launch a new series to take Trek's place.

And as an SF series, it had potential. The premise, that for a very long time an advanced alien species has been sending agents to Earth to help humanity survive and mature as a race, is compelling (and similar to the premise of another Roddenberry series pilot, "The Questor Tapes"). The main characters, Gary Seven and Roberta Lincoln, had potential I think, but the late Robert Lansing's portrayal of Gary Seven seems a bit flat, and Roberta Lincoln, played by Teri Garr, is a bit too ditzy and insubstantial. In both cases, a little time for the actors to get a firm handle on their characters may very well have solved these problems, but we'll never know. "Assignment: Earth" was not picked up by NBC. Original Star Trek, however, did go on to have a third season, which we'll begin discussing in the next review.

For now, though, I'll close with some final thoughts about the second season. Overall, I think it edges out the first season for consistently turning out exellent stories. There are low points, of course--"The Apple" springs to mind--but they are outweighed by some of the best episodes in Trek history (e.g. "Amok time," "The Doomsday Machine," "Mirror, Mirror," "The Ultimate Computer" and so on). Also, the actors, writers, and producers are comfortable with the characters, theme, and format of the series. There is none of the struggling to find their footing that was evident, understandably, in the early part of the first season. That said, the first season episodes perhaps did a better job of delivering their messages with subtlty. And the sense of wonder that I've mentioned before was more evident; the impression that the Enterprise was out in deep, unexplored space was stronger and more convincing than it was in the second season.

I find, not surprisingly, that I honestly can't choose one season over the other, so, given that it has crossed from late at night to early in the morning, I'll leave it at that. LLAP.

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So let's get this out of the way right now. This episode was frustrating and somewhat irritating for me to watch. Eric has given us a good summary of how this episode, a pilot for a new Gene Roddenberry show, came to be. I really want to cut Gene and his gang some slack for the situation they were undoubtedly in. These guys decided to use any tool at their disposal to sell a new show to rise from what they felt were the ashes of Star Trek. I'm sure in Gene's mind, Trek was about to be cancelled and probably forgotten. Even by those who wrote all the letters to the network begging for Trek's renewal. The new series would hopefully be a hit with its secret agent-like main character and attractive "assistant". The new show would have just enough sci-fi appeal to keep Star Trek's audience tuning in but be more accessible to mainstream viewers of 1968.

Well we know how well that plan worked out. The new show was not picked up, Star Trek held on for one more season, and Gene found himself left with a show that the network still wanted dead. Gene bowed out of the daily running of Trek and we have Third Season. I really understand the pickle Gene was in and perhaps he had no other option. Unfortunately the pilot/Trek episode we're left with is what we judge. The episode is just another failed concept and that's fine: there are lots of them out there littering the TV landscape. The problem is that the episode is quite compromised as Star Trek.

The irritating part is the way that the Trek characters are given relatively little to do and when they do something, they're really diminished so the Gary Seven character can come off as more impressive; Kirk and company don't really have anything important to do other than be spectators to the epic coolness of Gary S. And his sweet office.

"Captain's log, supplemental. Spock and I are in custody. Even if we'd talk, they wouldn't believe us. We're powerless to stop Mr. Seven or prevent the launch, or even be certain if we should. I have never felt so helpless." This quote pretty well sums up the state of our beloved Trek characters on this episode. Gary Seven is even immune to Spock's neck pinch! Fortunately for Kirk, the government "security" people hold him are even more pathetic.

As Eric pointed out, Teri Garr's Roberta Lincoln character is a ditz. Lincoln alternates between clueless airhead with a bad wardrobe to world-wise patriotic hippie; "hey man, don't be monkeying around with my nation's rockets. I know this world needs help. That's why some of my generation are kind of crazy and rebels, you know?" Young people really can do anything!

The way time travel is used seems quite trivial and the whole setup where the Enterprise is just hanging out checking out history seems odd. Is that the best use of a Federation starship? Unfortunately even if the new characters were amazing, they're just footnotes in a middling Trek episode. If this episode disappeared tomorrow, I doubt anyone would miss it. I have to think that this concept, which is fine would have better served by an episode that just focused on the new characters/world even if it was set in the Trek universe. A simple mention or cameo by Star Trek characters would have sufficed.

And what the hell was up with Gary's cat? Perhaps the cat should have been the main character.

Next time: "Spock's Brain"

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Another nostalgic angle on Trek: Like the last episode, this show is one that I always enjoyed seeing growing up. There is a lot of combat and our heroes seem to get into one mess after another. Unlike "The Ultimate Computer," this episode doesn't hold up as well when watched today.

Once again we find ourselves with yet another parallel Earth. I get the fact that Roddenberry always planned for this idea on the show but it's done in such a literal way in episodes like this that it just stretches things a bit too far. Once I get past that, I enjoy the episode a lot more.

One of the strongest aspects of the show is the use of television, the medium itself as a reflection of a society. I may be wrong but I don't think a lot of TV programming of the 1960s worked this in. The gladiatorial matches on TV don't sound all that different from some of the reality TV we have today. One could also draw a conclusion about televised sports from this as well. The Roman Empire was known for its use of violent entertainment. The great thing here is how this is translated into a 20th Century form and how it may be used to suppress the populace. Unfortunately not enough attention is paid to this angle and we are left wondering how the TV culture really works with a modern-day Roman Empire.

Another angle in this episode that isn't really given enough time to be fleshed out is the religion part of the story. Star Trek almost always stayed away from religion and the way it is so matter-of-factly inserted here feels strange. If they wanted to really talk about Christianity, then sure, go for it. But the way the topic is finally brought up at the tail-end could have come from a greeting card; no one could really be satisfied with it (except for perhaps the network people who may have had something to say about this, who knows).

The Kirk/Spock/McCoy scenes are good; at this point our regular characters are well established and the scenes are fine, though I feel like the emotional scene with Spock and McCoy in the jail cell is a bit forced.

Otherwise, the Captain Merik is played well. I like the way that Merik is a Starfleet dropout and not just another Kirk-level officer gone rogue. Merik becomes a tool of the Roman Marcus but does redeem himself at the end when he gives his life so that Kirk and the others can escape. The Roman Marcus character is interesting. Marcus is of course violent and tastes that run to, well perhaps all sorts of things and people. I can't help but think that the Marcus character was inspired by some of the 1950s Hollywood Roman epics. The Roman leaders in those films a a bit warped and it looks like Marcus perhaps prefers both snails and oysters.

The CG effects this time add little to the episode but those outdoor scenes sure do look nice in HD.

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Eric's review:

t's the afternoon of the Winter Solstice as I write this, and given that the world is still in existence, I must conclude that the Mayans were wrong--that, or we're seeing yet another example of idiotic misinterpretation of ancient texts, which leads nicely into my review of "Bread and Circuses."

We did a comprehensive review of this episode in our podcast--please give it a listen--so I'm going to focus on what still leaves me utterly perplexed: How could a staunch secular humanist like Gene Roddenberry have written and produced such a pro-Christian script?

To give some background, "Bread and Circuses" is loosely based on a story idea Roddenberry included in his Star Trek pitch to the networks, dated March 11, 1964. It is titled "The Coming" and says simply:

"Alien people in an alien society, but something disturbingly familiar about the quiet dignity of one who is being condemned to crucifixion."

Obviously, a great deal of evolution, and four years, happened from this one-sentence description to the script for "Bread and Circuses," but the idea was one of the first Roddenberry had for Star Trek.

(Note: Another idea Roddenberry included in his pitch was the "parallel worlds" concept, which he rightly said was key to Star Trek. Interestingly, though, a reasonable explanation for such a wildly improbable principle wasn't offered until the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Chase" aired on April 26, 1993.)

Some reasons for this seemingly anomalous episode could be:

Roddenberry intended to deal with Jesus as a historic figure rather than a religious figure. (The problem with this is that it would be difficult, at best, to divorce one from the other.)

The episode included the pro-Christian slant at the behest of the network.

Gene Coon, who co-wrote the script, influenced the religious aspect.

There's no way to get a definitive explanation, but I'm still perplexed. Happily, though, Star Trek (with the exception of this episode) has managed in all of its incarnations to deal with religions in an objective, non-biased way. And as with many other original episodes, I still enjoy it despite the flaws.

Next time: "Assignment: Earth"

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Eric's review:

Well, no Trek-related obituaries, so I'll get right to my thoughts about our current episode. When "The Ultimate Computer" came up in the queue, I fondly remembered the past 30,000 times I've seen it, but what I didn't remember was what an exceptional episode it is.

To begin with, I watched the remastered version of the episode, and this is definitely one case where the improved special effects added to the story. I enjoyed getting to see another design for a Federation starbase and really appreciate that it follows the established design lineage (i.e. Space Station K-7 in "The Trouble with Tribbles"). I also was surprised by how much the new effects add to the drama of the action sequences.

The story, superficially at least, is just Kirk vs. Computer again, but it is the best of those stories. (Although "Return of the Archons" and "The Changeling" are tied for a close second.) The premise--a revolutionary supercomputer is installed on the Enterprise for the purpose of replacing the human crew--is handled insightfully. Kirk's response to the prospect of losing his captaincy to a machine rings true. His reaction when Commodore Wesley refers to him as "Captain Dunsel" is affecting, and we are sympathetic to his plight. The support and compassion McCoy and Spock show him is sincere and touching; they both, in their own characteristic ways, are unwavering in their loyalty and friendship.

What really makes this an exceptional episode, though, is Dr. Daystrom. I never fully appreciated the depth and complexity of this character--He is arguably the antagonist, but he is also sympathetic and perhaps even pitiable. His genius is undeniable, one of the Federation's greatest minds, but he is also a paranoid schizophrenic, and he transferred those traits to his M5 computer, which is put in control of the Enterprise. This sets up wonderful dramatic tension, and William Marshall makes the very most of the role. And now that I think about his excellent performance, I found myself asking an interesting question: Did Daystrom's genius cause his insanity or was his insanity a innate condition that was expressed, due to his experiences, as genius? It's the old Nature vs. Nurture argument, and while I'm hardly an expert, I tend to think the latter scenario is the case. Daystrom had a predilection for schizophrenia that might not have developed except for his early success and the perceived scorn of his contemporaries.

Even with these richly deserved plaudits, I do have a complaint that concerns Commodore Wesley. When the task force is getting its ass kicked by M5/Enterprise, he keeps yelling things like "What is Kirk doing?!" It seems unlikely that he simply forgot that M5 was put in control of the Enterprise for the express purpose of seeing how well it can handle situations such as combat, so I'm mystified as to why he blames Kirk for M5's rampage. It doesn't make any sense, but ultimately (heh) it's a minor quibble with an otherwise superb episode.

I'll close with the full text of the magnificent poem Kirk quoted:

"Sea Fever"

I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull's way and the whale's way where the wind's like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.

By John Masefield (1878-1967).
(English Poet Laureate, 1930-1967.)

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"The Ultimate Computer" is one of the rare episodes that was not only a childhood favorite but also holds up extremely well to the passage of time.

Despite the fact that Trek was a science fiction/adventure show, it didn't actually touch on the role of technology and human society all that often, at least not at the detail that this one does. This is not a knock against the program as these issues can be weighty and tough to distill into a 50 minute television show that above all needs to entertain. The seriousness of the ideas is easily seen in the excellent scene in Kirk's quarters where he and McCoy discuss he relentless march of technology and how it has this tendency to disrupt the fabric of human society, all the way down to the individual. The scene isn't all that long but it gets the point across effectively and as Eric points out below, uses the poem to accent the feelings Kirk is expressing.

"We are one big happy fleet!" (I wonder how Khan would handle his job being outsourced!)

The chance to get a bit, if you'll excuse the term, meta with the workings of Starfleet doesn't come along very often throughout the original series and this episode takes full advantage. Daystrom's M5 is allowed to control one of the most powerful starships in the fleet so we have to assume that the top commanders are at least entertaining the idea of an automated fleet having been convinced that, to quote McCoy, "the right computer finally came along." The fact of the matter is, it's quite easy to see from the early action of the episode, exactly why the top brass thought it was worth pursuing. The Enterprise does indeed operate more efficiently under the control of the M5. It doesn't seem all that far-fetched, even knowing the outcome of the episode, that those in charge would consider the M5 a better choice to control the helm, weapons, etc than Sulu and the gang. But Kirk and his breed of captain prove to be irreplaceable. It's funny how no one speculates how well an M5 would replace Spock!

Daystrom is the character that really makes this show tick. Not only is Daystrom a very well developed character, one of the best non-regulars, he is also emblematic of a shattered genius. The story moves beyond its focus on the benefits and perhaps dangers of placing a ship under computer control and becomes a psychological study that gives us a character that is worthy of both scorn and pity. McCoy is the audience's emotional view of Daystrom; at the start of the show he is suspicious and dismissive of Daystrom and his machine. By the end he feels the sympathy that we do. William Marshall gives the role the depth that is needed and makes the character's swagger to emotional meltdown quite believable. Marshall pushes the envelope of scenery chewing but is never out of character. Shatner actually plays this episode more on the subdued side; perhaps this was the direction but the thoughtful, vulnerable side of Kirk really adds to the character.

As far as Eric's complaint about Commodore Wesely, I have to agree. Wesely acts as though he's completely forgotten that the Enterprise is under computer control. Sure, Kirk's supposed to have a "kill" switch at his chair, but an extra sentence of dialogue would have made this a bit more believable.

The new CG effects really help with this episode. Not only do we get to see another Federation space station, but the exterior shots of all the starships are much better than the old optically re-printed Enterprise shots we had before. Of course when I was young, just the idea of all those extra Enterprise-like ships on the show was exciting and I didn't really care what it looked like on the screen.

Next time: "Bread and Circuses"

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I write this on September 8, 2012; 46 years to the day that Star Trek first aired on television. Fascinating.

Here we have another episode where the Cold War shows its influence on the series, in particular, on Gene Roddenberry who wrote this episode. Roddenberry considered using this script for the show's second pilot (after the network rejected "The Cage"). Of course in hindsight its easy to see that they chose the correct episode. "Where No Man Has Gone Before" is a more balanced, comprehensive representation of Star Trek, or at least of what the show was intended to be. I do have to wonder though how different this episode would have been had it been produced in 1965-66, at the very beginning of the series, and not more than halfway through Season 2.

The basic idea for this episode is actually quite compelling. The Enterprise encounters another Federation starship with its crew dead from a mysterious disease with only the last brief log entry from the ship's dying doctor to provide any clues. So, first of all, the Exeter has been missing for months and yet Kirk and the crew don't seem to be on a mission to find the ship. If the Enterprise is looking for the Exeter, it is not made at all clear from the episode's dialogue. Also, a disease that reduces a human body to a "few pounds of chemicals" seems a bit far-fetched. However, the story works better if the fate of the Exeter crew remains a mystery for at least a while.

Once Kirk and the landing party beam down to locate Captain Tracey, who is the only survivor from the Exeter, they soon discover that they have dropped into the middle of a local conflict between the Kohms and the Yangs with Tracy propping up the Kohms with the power of his phaser. This situation is a classic example of Star Trek's Prime Directive: Tracey has clearly violated the Directive with his self-serving interference in the planet's affairs.

Tracey, as a way of trying to convince Kirk that his actions were justified, explains that the immunity that the planet provides from the disease that killed the Exeter crew, also grants enormously long lifespans to those who live on the planet. Tracey believes that this can be isolated by McCoy and made into some kind of serum that will grant near-immortality to those who take it. Tracey thinks this will be his golden galactic ticket to fame and fortune; he also believes it will justify him killing thousands of people to get it.

Kirk of course doesn't buy into all this which sets up the conflict between the two captains. The episode actually works well until the end where it's revealed that the Yangs and Kohms are close parallels to Earth's America and Communist (China, I assume) rivalries. The story angle regarding Tracey trying to use the long life span of the locals to his own end is well done and the conflicts surrounding the Prime Directive work well. It just goes off the rails for me when Roddenberry uses such an obvious thing as making the two sides direct copies of Earth nations, right down to the USA flag. This reliance on familiar symbols and ideas that are SO similar to Earth is either a sign of laziness or believing, as Eric points out, that the audience needs to be spoon-fed the idea. The audiences in 1968 didn't need that and other Trek episodes managed to work in then-contemporary socio-political ideas without such brute force in the writing.

I believe this episode could have been one of the best in the series, had the script been written differently; the story idea is very good. The production quality and acting is also not a problem. Ron Tracey is a great character and a significant opponent to Kirk. In fact, Captain Tracey beats Kirk more than once. Tracey is also a character who, due to his personal nature or the effect of his entire crew dying while he stayed behind, is coldly determined to get what he wants and survive. Tracey is desperate to win at any cost. There is also great interaction between Kirk, Spock, and McCoy here. All of this makes for an episode that comes tantalizingly close to being a great show but is undone by the writing, in this case another "parallel Earth" story line. I think Trek is best when it stays away from this and doesn't get too literal with its commentary on the times.

The remastered episode I watched looked very good and it was fun to see the lettering on the hull of the Exeter where in the original effects shots (which were not at all bad), we just saw a mirror image of the Enterprise orbiting the planet.

And, Spock's mind meld from across the room was quite silly.

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And here's Eric's review:

As with my previous review, sadly I need to preface my comments with the news that another Star Trek alumnus has passed away. William Windom, the actor who played Commodore Matthew Decker in "The Doomsday Machine," passed away on August 16th. He was 88.

Now on to "The Omega Glory," an episode I fondly remember. And I was pleased to find that, for the most part, it has held up well over the several years since my last viewing. There was, however, a significant flaw that never stood out before: the exact parallels to Earth and the Cold War, were so blatant as to be laughable. It didn't ruin the episode for me, but I do hate being jarred out of an otherwise good story by something so ridiculous. One would think that at least a little subtly, and a little less spoon feeding, would be possible. Also, Spock's long distance mind meld at the end of the episode really doesn't work for me.

But on the other hand, this episode has two of the best guest stars in the original series: Morgan Woodward as Captain Ron Tracey and Roy Jenson as Cloud William. Both characters were interesting and had surprising depth, and both were played quite well. I especially like the way Capt. Tracey comes off as a stone cold bad-ass.

There is also the good action sequences and character interaction I've come to expect from original Trek, but the one aspect of this episode that sets it apart for me is that we get to see another Constitution Class starship, the Exeter. There are just a few episodes from the original series that feature other Starfleet personnel, and even fewer that show other Starfleet ships. Seeing them gives us a broader context for the series and reminds us that the Enterprise, despite being unique and special, is just one part of a very large fleet.

Next time: "The Ultimate Computer"

The podcast for this episode can be found here.

There are two things that always come to mind when I think about this episode.

1. The scene where Scotty drinks an alien under the table.

2. The scene where the (female!) redshirt (redskirt?) is, to quote an old SNL sketch, "turned into a cube, and crushed."

Besides these two memorable moments, this episode is unfortunately uneven; I just get the feeling that the writers just didn't have the pacing and tone of the show balanced. Eric points this out well, but it bears repeating.

The first few acts of the episode are quite serious and, assuming an SNL sketch hasn't made it into a joke, the early scene of Rojan coldly killing the crew member to make a point has a dramatic impact. Once the Enterprise leaves the galaxy and Kirk has decided to not destroy his ship (more on that later), the tone shifts to a less serious insurrection. It almost feels like, "well, we can't beat these guys so we might as well have some fun messing with their minds." Hmm, okay. I can't fault the tone here too much as the scenes where our heroes are undermining their captors' new "human" natures are just too much fun. Kirk is clearly enjoying his alien seduction duties even more than usual and Spock totally knows when to strategically place the right button-pushing statement to push Rojan over the edge to jealousy. I am going to pause for a moment to ponder just what Kalinda's job on this colonization crew is exactly? I get that a long-time expedition might have couples aboard but only Rojan seems to have a, er...spouse(?). No one else seems to have any sort of relationship. Leadership has its privileges...

I suppose the main point is that all this setup at the beginning seems like a waste; it's easy to forget the seriousness of the opening acts when we're laughing at Scotty, who just twenty minutes prior, was ready to destroy his beloved Enterprise. And that's a shame really. The buildup to the point where Kirk has to make the call on whether or not to blow up the ship is nicely done with a tense buildup. The resolution, the Kelvans being undone by their choice of life form to morph into (good thing they didn't decide to become Vulcans!) has its problems, but at least Kirk and the crew get out of this situation on their own. There is no cosmic force that helps them out at the end. The resolution results in a, to quote Eric, "group hug," but the strategy of pissing their captors off and sleeping with the alien leader's lover is not without risk.

It's hard to imagine this episode without all the humorous character elements but I wonder if the pacing and tone would have worked better if the setup were somehow different. The material in this episode could have been made into two different and perhaps more successful shows.

As I have mentioned, the Kirk/Spock/McCoy/Scotty characters are all given plenty of good material. Despite the flaws in the story, if one were to compile a short list of original series episodes that really demonstrate the core characters of the show, this would have to be among them.

I did view the remastered version of this episode but there were minimal changes to the special effects. The space scenes in the original version were pretty decent.

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And now we have Eric's review:

Before I get to my review, I want to note that Warren Stevens, the actor who played Rojan in "By Any Other Name," passed away on March 27th. He also played Dr. Ostrow in the 1956 classic SF movie "Forbidden Planet." He was 92.

Now for my comments on "By Any Other Name," an episode that has many things going for it, such as: a great title (gotta love the Shakespeare), some interesting intrigue by Kirk and company, and a healthy dose of great character scenes. Unfortunately, however, it also suffers from some glaring weaknesses: a jarring shift in tone halfway through the episode, an abrupt resolution that strains credulity, and a subtle but significant continuity problem that I address in my closing.

The title of this episode is from Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" (Act 2, Scene 2): "What's in a name? That which we call a rose
 by any other name would smell as sweet." Lovely blank verse, but I'm not sure exactly how it relates to this episode. Perhaps it is meant to point out the familiar Trek theme that aliens are not so different from us (particularly when they take human form, as in this episode). Or it could simply be a reference to the scene where Kirk quotes that line to Kalinda. Your guess is as good as mine.

I also like the way the crew figures out how to defeat the Kelvans. No deus ex machina like we saw in "Return to Tomorrow." It's a logical, well-reasoned plan that is executed to delightful effect. Which brings me to the character scenes. All of the main characters (who were not turned into styrofoam tetrahedrons) got to have great scenes turning the Kelvans' newfound emotions against them: Kirk awakens the sex kitten in Kalinda (the hot alien, naturally); Spock brings out Rojan's jealousy while playing a nice, sedate game of chess; McCoy drives Hanar to distraction with some sort of stimulant; and best of all, Scotty drinks Tomar under the table. This last may be Scotty's best scene in the entire series, and it is certainly one of the funniest in original Star Trek. ("It's green" is a favorite quote among fans.)

The drawback to these great character scenes is that their onset signals a jarring shift in the tone of the episode. Before, on the planet, the situation is quite serious--no hint of humor--but as soon as we get back to the Enterprise, the crew starts having these amusing, often hilarious, interludes with the Kelvans. This is followed by a group hug resolution that is facilitated by an abrupt, diametric shift in Rojan's attitude. He goes from being a hostile invader bent on conquering the Federation to a friendly visitor looking for guest accommodations, and he does this while being held in a headlock by Kirk. Sorry, that just doesn't ring true. But in defense of the producers, I think they simply ran out of airtime for the episode.

So, as with many other episodes, "By Any Other Name" is a mixed bag--enjoyable but best not examined too closely. Despite that, I want to sign off by posing a question that's been nagging me: what happened to the incredible upgrades the Kelvans made to the Enterprise engines after this episode?

Next time: "The Omega Glory"

Yes, the project still chugs along, just at a slower pace. We'll get there!

Up this time: Patterns of Force (02-16-1968)

We did a podcast for this episode: Listen to it here.

Here's Eric's review:

I have been fascinated by history for as long as I can remember, and World War II has always been of particular interest. So it stands to reason that "Patterns of Force" would be one of my favorite original Trek episodes.

Yep, that certainly stands to reason, but after doing the podcast I got to thinking about it. In many ways it is a fun episode: there's lots of action and drama, and we get to see Kirk and Spock dressed up as Nazis. (As to this last point, however, both Bill Shatner and Leonard Nimoy are Jewish, so I have to wonder how they felt about all the Nazi trappings.) Still, there are two glaring flaws that I find hard to overlook.

My first issue is with Spock's improvised laser in the Ekosian cell. Yes, Spock is a genius scientist, but the notion that he could create even a crude laser using a couple of crystals held in a bent bed spring is beyond ludicrous. Even if he could construct a such a laser, an ordinary incandescent light bulb wouldn't begin to provide enough power for it to operate at a level sufficient to burn through an inch-thick bar of steel.

And if that isn't bad enough, the very premise of the story defies credulity. John Gill is said to be a noted professor of history who had taught at Starfleet Academy. One would think, then, that he would be rational, intelligent, and very well-educated. So how could such a man, let alone an historian, conclude that a governmental/social system modeled on the Third Reich could be something other than bigoted, brutal, and sadistic? Nazi Germany was an ultra-conservative, nationalistic, military dictatorship with some elements of socialism and fascism. And their unifying forces were unbelievably arrogant pride in their own pseudo-race and hatred of any person or group that Hitler and his sick, twisted cronies proclaimed to be impure. It is totally absurd that an historian of John Gill's stature could think that such a system could be run benignly--its very basis, everything that made it powerful, was corrupt, immoral, and malicious.

I hate to be so hard on an episode I've enjoyed through the years, but upon re-watching, discussing, and reflecting on it, I am forced to conclude that it is seriously flawed. Strangely, though, even as I write this, I know that I will be able to overlook those flaws and enjoy watching "Patterns of Force" sometime in the future. Chalk up another win for cognitive dissonance.

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Ah, the "Nazi episode." Like Eric (and Rob), I had a great fondness for this one growing up. We were all into World War 2 stuff at the time (I used to build WW2 airplane models) and this combination was irresistible. The idea of the Enterprise encountering a planet so similar to Earth in the 20th Century is far better suited to contemporary storytelling and television budgets (you get to use the studio sets and backlot) than to any kind of sci fi credibility. At least in this one, they make an attempt to explain why this planet would bear any resemblance to our Earth; unlike an episode such as "Miri."

If you peel away the "let's make a society based on Nazi Germany without all the nastiness" ideas, you're basically left with an episode where we get to watch a 2 man commando mission (Kirk and Spock) infiltrate and take out the Nazis. That alone assures its attraction to 10 year old Eric, John, and Rob. There were many popular Hollywood movies in the 1960s that were centered around Allied heroes kicking ass on the Nazis ("The Guns of Navarone," "Where Eagles Dare," etc). I have to wonder if this had some influence on the writers of Star Trek. There were plenty of other times where there are influences.

The main premise, aside from commando Kirk and Spock, is interesting if flawed. As Eric pointed out on the podcast, Gene Roddenberry flew planes in WW2 and his experiences must have had some influence on his writing and ideas for Star Trek. The big problem with the kinder/gentler Nazi idea is that it seems hopelessly stuck in the 1960s, where apparently there was a popular theory among historians that National Socialism could have come out differently. I also think it would have been difficult to really address some of the seriousness of the Nazis on 1968 television. It occurred to me that an episode like this might have worked better with the style of Next Generation; more analytical, less censorship. However, it's hard to imagine this episode being made in the late 1980s...in the end though, the ideas are still fun and interesting. Sometimes even a failed story idea can have value. It certainly got all of us to think about it.

Yes, the scene in the jail cell where Spock makes his "laser" is very silly (I think I thought so at age 10) but I'm not sure it really hurts the episode for me. This scene fits in well with the idea of Kirk and Spock chewing bubble gum and kicking ass (and they ran out of bubble gum). Speaking of the jail scenes, how about the part where they whip Spock across his bare back? You can actually see his green blood on the whip marks. That's different and pretty graphic for Trek. As is typical for this kind of episode, things conclude leaving us to wonder what happened after the Enterprise left.

The writing for this episode is still very good. The script makes the most of the limits imposed on the subject and the main characters are given some very good dialogue. There are genuinely funny moments throughout the episode and the interaction between Kirk, Spock, and McCoy feels right to me. Another element that was done well here is the way that the John Gill character comes across as sympathetic. The scenes at the end where he confesses to Kirk how his best intentions and ideas went horribly wrong have real depth to them. I find the whole sequence pretty sad actually.

There wasn't much to really see as far as remastered effects in this episode. The quality of the image and sound continues to be outstanding. I am looking forward to the similar treatment they're doing to The Next Generation episodes.

Next time: "By Any Other Name"

Eric, Rob, and I did a podcast for this one. Listen to it here.

Eric starts us out this time:

Return to Tomorrow is one of those episodes that's a mixed bag. It is commendable in many ways, but there are detractors too.

Just as a matter of trivia, Dr. Ann Mulhall is played by Diana Muldaur, who also played Miranda Jones in the third season episode, "Is There in Truth No Beauty" and Dr. Katherine Pulaski in the second season of Star Trek:The Next Generation.

In any case, let's begin with the positives. One thing I always enjoy about this episode is getting a glimpse into the fictional prehistory of our galaxy. Sargon's race existed long before humanity and may have been responsible for some of the intelligent humanoid races that subsequently evolved. (This could present some serious continuity problems, given what ST:TNG established about the prehistory of intelligent humanoid species in our galaxy, but I'll save that geekiness for another time.) Leonard Nimoy also does a delightful job playing the evil Henoch--I have to believe that was a great deal of fun. And not to be outdone, DeForest Kelley turns in a subtle but excellent scene when McCoy refuses to betray Kirk and Mulhall saying she will not "peddle flesh!" Probably the most moving scene, though, is when Kirk, in a briefing, delivers a spot-on summary of the mission of the Enterprise, which is by extension a summary of Star Trek.

On the down side, it was less than satisfying to see the crew being used as helpless pawns in the power struggle between Sargon and Henoch. That sort of situation usually is a hallmark of a sub-par episode. And the resolution of the episode seems a bit contrived and muddled. In spite of these detractors, however, I find that Return to Tomorrow holds up surprisingly well.

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I realize this sounds like a repeat of some earlier reviews, but this is another one of those episodes that I have never loved, but also didn't despise. I'll get back to that factor later as I believe that Eric nailed the fundamental issue with this episode well.

So here we are, watching our brave heroes cruising along in space when some alien intelligence contacts them from a seemingly dead planet in a remote section of the galaxy. The idea of the Enterprise encountering this sort of situation has always been compelling for me; it is good, classic science fiction. The setup here looks good: who were these people? What happened to their civilization? How did they keep the lights going for centuries in those plastic globes? Of course we can't have some big cheese from a long-dead advanced civilization appearing without a healthy dose of condescension: "my son." Shouldn't that bother Kirk just a bit after the treatment he and the crew got from Apollo?

As soon as it's revealed that Sargon and the other aliens want to "borrow" Kirk and company for a while that we get one of the better parts of this episode. The cast actually has a decent discussion about making contact with aliens like that. McCoy is placed as the skeptic here and he has a very good point, but has no chance when Kirk gives his "risk is our business" speech. It's a good one that serves to prime the viewer for some good old fashioned alien mind control. As Eric pointed out already, a real weakness in this episode is the way that the main characters become sidelined while Sargon and Henoch battle it out. I also have to ask: if Sargon is so incredibly smart, why doesn't he think twice before letting Tenoch (Spock) out of his globe, knowing he was an enemy in the old interstellar war? The story resolution feels like a cheat with the aliens seeing the error of their ways (not so smart, eh?) and disappearing into outer space. But at least they have their love to keep them warm...

Another factor here is the way that Shatner acts when Sargon is in his body. Not only do we get the scenery chewing Kirk-like performance, but the acting has this extra slow-moving heft that looks silly even for Shatner. Compounding the issue is the insistence on using an echo effect for the aliens whenever they are in their bodies. Would it have killed the director to rely on the actors to tell us when the characters had changed?. Nimoy fares best under these circumstances as he gets to play an evil, conniving character that is completely different than Spock. Sargon is like an older stuffed shirt version of Kirk. Diana Muldaur is fine, but I have never really warmed to her performances either in the Original Series or her turn as Dr. Pulaski on Next Generation. Maybe it's just me...

The effects on the Blu-Ray version look fine, though there wasn't a lot of new material. Maybe I would have been more impressed if they'd offered an alternate audio track that removed the echo from Shatner's voice!

Next time: "Patterns of Force"

(YES!!!)

The podcast for this episode, where discuss wigs, St. Patricks Day vocalizations, and even Star Trek: it can be found here.

One of the elements of classic Star Trek that is often recognized is how the show weaved social and political ideas of the 1960s into its narratives. "A Private Little War" puts the Vietnam War front and center. I often appreciate the way Trek does this, but in this episode it comes off as a bit heavy-handed and obvious.

The story begins with Kirk returning to a world he served on years prior on, we assume, some sort of information-gathering mission. It would be interesting to learn whether this was a standard Federation practice: embed Starfleet officers within primitive planetary cultures. Was this some sort of scientific mission? This is the sort of thing that Next Generation handled with much more credibility. The other thought I had was that this could fall under the pre-Prime Directive policies for Kirk's friend Tyree seems to know Kirk is from another word even if he doesn't fully grasp the reality of people from other planets traveling through space. Unfortunately this idea is given very little time before we're plunged into the main Klingon intervention plot. Once we learn how the rival villagers (village people???) are obtaining weapons far too advanced for them to have developed on their own, the story turns on whether or not Kirk will decide to even the odds by arming the hill people, including his old friend. Another wrinkle in the plot is the fact that Tyree is a peaceful man who is very reluctant to fight. What we are not told is the motivation for the Klingons arming the one side. Since they obviously have no qualms about breaking the peace treaty by mucking about in a planet's development, why don't they just simply walk in and take over? In any case, the one representative of the Klingons seems more like a slimy bureaucrat than the much more interesting Kor from "Errand of Mercy." This guy is lame enough that he isn't even referred to by name (he is listed in the credits) in the script. We know instantly that this particular Klingon would have his ass handed to him by Kirk in a fight.

No, the real issues go back to whether or not Kirk arms the other side and whether or not Spock manages to recover from his gunshot wound. Spock being wounded of course keeps him back aboard the Enterprise in the Sickbay. This has the unfortunate result of Spock not being present during the discussions down on the planet where they decide to arm the hill people. Spock would normally be a natural counterpoint to Kirk's, ahem, militaristic tendencies. The naysayer in the debate ends up being McCoy and he just isn't up to the task (I'm a Doctor, not a policy wonk!).

I think one of the more dissatisfying parts of this episode, is the way the story is resolved. Sure, Spock recovers, but the story is wrapped up without much of a nod as to the results of not only the Klingon interference, but Kirk's. Is this another time when Kirk goes against regulations, relying on his instincts? It would have been nice to see at least a small mention of the big picture since they spent time earlier in the episode telling us why it was a big deal that the Klingons were arming the villagers.

As far as the characters go, we don't get a lot of Spock as he is taken out fairly early. However, we do learn some more Vulcan background; the way Vulcans heal themselves with the help of pure mental willpower. Kirk gets his usual share of scenery chewing and McCoy has plenty of choice reaction shots. Come to think of it, McCoy doesn't get much action in this episode. With Noona (Tyree's wife), the local roots/drugs expert taking care of Kirk's poison bite and Dr. M'Benga looking after Spock (supposedly an expert on Vulcans), poor 'ol McCoy just gets to hang around and watch Kirk and Tyree get high on Noona's drug roots. Roots...hahaha. Speaking of Noona, she is quite the stereotypical "native" or "exotic" woman, isn't she? Of course, we can't always blame her for getting tired of the milquetoast Tyree who acts like he'd rather hang out in the cave sniffing Noona's, um, roots. We talked on the podcast about the silly wigs the planet's people wear; another cheap way to make the "aliens" look different.

Growing up, I remember having a somewhat indifferent attitude to this episode. There are no space battles or interesting aliens to recommend the episode. There are some fights, such as one where Kirk wrestles around with a guy in a white furry costume, but they just don't have the punch (sorry) of some other fight-heavy episodes. Plus all the scenes with Noona writhing around in a sexual way wasn't all that impressive to a ten-year old. What is impressive about Noona's writhing is the way it apparently got by the censors of the time. It looks pretty, well erotic. At least it is for 1960s Star Trek. I count it as yet another example of a genre show slipping things under the radar.

As usual, I watched the BD version of the episode with the enhanced effects. The new effects were quite limited with a few orbital flybys, though they threw in a Klingon ship that I am pretty sure wasn't in the original. The outdoor scenes, of which there are many, look fantastic in HD. The detail was so good that I was able to spot spray paint marks on some of the rocks. I guess this area was (is?) a popular hangout near Los Angeles at the time.

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And Eric's take:

I really don't have much to say about "A Private Little War." It's an average episode, and as such, my feelings about it are also average. The story, an anti-Vietnam War polemic, is certainly well-intentioned, but it is far too overt to be effective. (At one point, McCoy even refers to the twentieth century wars in Southeast Asia.)

I also object to the obnoxious white wigs they put on the actors playing the inhabitants of the planet (cleverly called Neural). If that's all the makeup effects budget would allow, they should've just let them look like twentieth century humans... as if a wig would distinguish them as aliens.

Still, the dialectic between Kirk and McCoy was fun to watch, although I would've liked to have seen Spock involved in the debate. The violent, warlike history of the Vulcans no doubt would've given him an interesting perspective. And in the end, I don't see how Kirk's solution isn't a blatant violation of the Prime Directive, regardless of whether or not the Klingons had already interfered. But the end of the episode is inconclusive, so there was a twenty-year wait to see the result (albeit indirectly).

The Next Generation episode "Too Short A Season" aired on February 8, 1988 and featured an ailing and aged (but very Kirk-like) Starfleet Admiral sent on one last diplomatic mission to a planet where, forty years ago, he rescued a group of hostages by giving in to their captors' demand for arms, and then arming the opposing side with exactly the same weapons. His rationale was that it would preserve a balance of power. Sound familiar? The problem, as it turns out, was that it plunged the planet into 40 years of bloody civil war. So apparently, in the twenty years between "A Private Little War" and "Too Short A Season," Roddenberry seriously reconsidered his ideas about ways to prevent (or end) violent conflict.

Next time: "Return to Tomorrow"

Making this change brought out a bit of nostalgia as this is the first time I have ever not had traditional phone service in my home. This is the phone I remember most from my childhood in Rapid City:

Hallmarks of those phones were that they always seemed to work and the buttons were lit. Those old phones were built like tanks (and weighed about as much too) and seemed to last forever.

Even without the solid build of the old Bell System phones, the landline phone remains the most reliable way to talk to someone. Even when the electricity fails, the phone still works.

I will always remember all the old clicks and associated noises the phone systems made when you placed a call, especially a long-distance one. There was just enough of a delay and other audible evidence to remind you that you were talking to someone far away.

I have yet to hear a cell phone that matches the ancient technology of the landline phone for voice quality. That's kind of sad, in a way. I recently got an iPhone, which I generally like very much, but despite all the amazing technology contained in this mobile computer, the cheapest old landline phone in my home still makes better calls. Such is the price of progress, I suppose. Skype calls over the Internet can sound better, but sometimes don't. I do have hope that someday, cell phones will be able to measure up to what we're all abandoning.

It may sound funny to hear that, but as much as I might like calling people on a landline phone, I found myself using it less and less. Cell phones as just too damned convenient and the cost issues made the decision easy. Maybe I'll miss the old phones, but I doubt it. Besides, who wants to talk to people anyway?

Eric, Rob, and I did a podcast for this one. Listen or download it here.

I'm starting things off this time:

This episode falls into the classic formula where the Enterprise finds something out in space and has to deal with it. For me, this kind of story line is one of the core narratives in Star Trek and also one of the most appealing. This exploration narrative has some real science fiction meat to it; the ideas here are quite compelling. One of the aspects of Trek that I have always been attracted to is the idea of the Enterprise being out there in space, just exploring and sometimes they find some very bad things. In this case, the menace is a totally mindless and yet very deadly life form that must be destroyed before it gets too far into populated space. On the surface, this has some similarities to the challenge presented in "The Doomsday Machine," back in Season 1. Hell, there is even a prior failed attempt by another Federation starship. However, the way the crew goes about handling the creature in this episode is different.

Having the Intrepid, first ship to encounter the creature manned entirely by Vulcans is an interesting twist. The way the Intrepid is portrayed in the episode makes it a good addition to Spock's character and the entire Vulcan development on the show. When the crew of the Intrepid dies, Spock feels them die, even from a relatively vast distance away. This sense of connectedness is nicely used in the dialogue when Spock explains this to Kirk and McCoy with a comment about how humans just might have had fewer bloody wars if they had this kind of sensitivity; humans care deeply about individuals, yet can be quite indifferent to mass suffering. George Lucas would later use this idea in the first Star Wars movie when Obi Wan Kenobi (hey, did you know that MS Word recognizes "Obi Wan Kenobi" in its dictionary?!) feels the people of Alderaan cry out before they are blown to smithereens; Vulcan Jedi mind tricks indeed.

The pacing of this episode from when the Enterprise is trapped in the void of the creature is very effective. It is established that the crew is already tired and due for some down time. The fact that the creature saps energy from the ship and the people aboard is nicely integrated into the story and the way the characters act as the story plays out.
Perhaps one of the best things I see in this episode is the way that the Kirk/Spock/McCoy dynamic is used, especially between Spock and McCoy. The way that the two fight about which one of them is more suited to go on the shuttle mission, which is sure to be a one-way trip, is handled very well. Not only are both of them driven by their scientific curiosity, but also in a last way to one-up the other and go out in a blaze of glory. Spock's human side is on full display this time. The most effective scenes are when Spock asks McCoy to wish him luck before he gets aboard the shuttle; McCoy says nothing, but wishes him luck after the doors have closed. Later, when it looks like Spock is doomed, he makes a last jab at McCoy, "Doctor, you should have wished me luck." Wow, that is actually very powerful stuff for those two. Between those lines and the reaction of McCoy and Kirk packs quite the emotional wallop. The character dynamic of these characters really didn't get much better than that.

This episode has always been a favorite of mine, even when I was growing up. There isn't any real space combat, but the dramatic tension, sense of danger, and space exploration ideas really worked for me. The addition of weird creature shots in space combined with the ships being menaced by a humongous space amoeba-like thing did the trick.

I once again watched the BD version with the new effects shots. I was pretty happy with the way they did the new shots although I always felt that the original effects worked remarkably well on this episode so I don't know how much there really was to improve upon. As always, the image quality was top notch.

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Now let's see what Eric has to say on this one:

When I saw that "The Immunity Syndrome" was coming up, I felt a bit of trepidation. It had been years since I'd seen it, and I had to wonder if the premise of a giant space amoeba would hold up or be unbearably campy. As it turned out, I was pleasantly surprised.

All the usual plaudits apply: good story, acting, direction, and production. But what puts this episode in my top 20 (maybe top 10) is that it has heart. The script manages to be genuinely dramatic (no cliché or self-parody), and the character interactions, particularly those between Kirk, Spock, and McCoy, are poignant and touching without being maudlin. My favorite line is Spock's: "Tell Dr. McCoy he should have wished me luck."

Another aspect of "The Immunity Syndrome" I appreciate is that it introduces some really cool SF concepts in an intelligent, believable way. My initial concern about the "giant space amoeba" element of the story was unfounded. The way McCoy describes the creature is simply to compare it to an amoeba as the closest analog in our science. And the idea that there could be an entity so huge that to it we're nothing more than microscopic particles is a delightfully mind-bending concept.

Thanks to John, I got to see the remastered version of this episode, and unlike some of the other remastered episodes, this one is a worthwhile improvement over the original. The new special effects of the creature and its interaction with the Enterprise are subtle but impressive.

For me, there are no real negatives associated with "The Immunity Syndrome." As fas as I'm concerned, we can chalk up another home run for original Star Trek.

Next time: "Return to Tomorrow"