ok so i have to write a blog, but i have nothing interesting to write about so i'll write a joke i heard the other day....
So this guy named jack comes out of the grocery store to see a cop writing parking tickets. He walks up to the cop and tries to talk him out of the ticket, the cop looks up at the man and continues to write the ticket so jack starts screaming swear words at the cop. The cop gets pissed off and writes another ticket. Jack grabs the cop and shakes him while still calling him names so the cop writes Anoher ticket. This goes on for about 15 minutes until the cop finally throws all the tickets on the car, gets into his own car and drives away. Then a stranger walked up to jack and asked him why he did that, jack starts laughing and repplied " i dont care my car is parked on the other side of the lot, but this one had a vote bush sticker on it so i thought i would have a little fun"...... u know its funny guys, just laugh
Well I have to admit that I like Bush, but I also think the joke is hilarious. It's a good way to fulfill the 13 blog requirement because hey, its political and its allowing you to use free speech to make comic relief on a somewhat sensitive topic.
Posted by: Ben Clasen at December 12, 2004 09:10 AMHAHA..I like that! I was a supporter of Kerry in this past election and feel that Bush isnt the best canidate. In fact, I am rather upset that he won reelection because I feel he is going to bring our country into greater debt both socially and economically. Therefore, I like to see certain things that bash bush as this joke does. If I could have thought of that I may have persued the same outcome only attemtping it through different means.
Posted by: Dan Kuhl at December 14, 2004 08:33 AMI HATE BUSH HE IS RACIST AND HE SENT OUR TROOPS TO WAR WHEN IRAQ DIDENT EVEN NEED TO FIGHT BECAUSE OF HIM MY FATHER AND MY BROYHER IS DEAD AND THEN HE WANTS TO SAY HIS HEARTS GOES OUT TO THE FAMILYS OF THE SOLIDERS WHO HAVE DIED IN IRAQ WE NEED TO PUT BUSH ON THE FRONT LINE. I SERVED IN IRAQ FOR TWO YEARS AND I GOT SHOT TWO TIMES BUT I SURVIVED BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER IT IS A DIS HONOR TO HAVE HIM AS MY PRESIDENT HE IS NO LEADER. MY FATHER AND BROTHER ARE LEADERS THEY DIED FIGHTING FOR AMERICA I AM A LEADER. BUSH IS THE REASON CRIME IS GOING UP HE SUPPORTS THE WHITES NOT THE BLACKS HES RAISING THE TAXES HE DOESENT DO SHIT TO HELP THE BLACK COMMUNITY OR AMERICA. I HOPE THEY SLAP A HELMENT ON BUSH AND MAKE HIM SERVE. HE NEEDS TO GO. KERRY ACYUALLY SERVED IN A WAR. HE HAS 3 PURPLE HEARTS AT LEAST HE HAS SERVED FOR HIS COUNTRY.
Posted by: LESLIE at June 17, 2005 10:14 PMHAVE YOU NOTICED SINCE BUSH STARTED BEING PRESIDENT THERE HAS BEEN MORE CRIMEIN BLACK COMMUNITYS? BUSH HELPS THE RICH WHITE FOLKS NOT THE BLACKS LIVING IN PROVERTY. HIS ASS NEEDS TO WATCH ROOTS. HE FOCUES HIS ATTION TO THE PEOPLE MAINLY THAT DONT NEED HELP HE NEEDS TO HELP THE BLACK SCHOOLS.I HAVE CD IM NOT GONNA SAY WHICH ONE BUT IT IS A BLACK RAP GROUP. AT THE STARTING OF THE SONGN BUSH SAYS "" WE ARE NOT AGAINST RAP WE ARE NOT AGAINST RAPPERS BUT WE ARE AGAINST THOSE THUGS""YOU DONT SEE HIM GOING TO AFRICA HELPING NIGERIA. YOU SEE PEOPLE SAYING FUCK BUSH. YOU DONT SEE HIM DONATING TO TH NAACP. REMEMBER THE SOILDERS FORGET BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS MY MODDO. HE NEEDS TO GO TOWAR AND GET SHOT LIKE MY HUSBAND, MY 2 BROTHERS , AND MYSISTER DID HE NEEDS TO FEEL THAT PAIN IDID WHEN I WAS 5 MONTHS PREGNANT AND GOT THE PHONE CALL THAT MY HUSBAND HAD GOTTED KILLED AND HAVING GENERALS COME TO MY HOUSE TO TELL ME ONE OF MY BROTHERS DIED THE NEXT DAY. AND HAVING TO TELL YOUR SON THAT HE WILL NEVER KNOW HIS DADDY.
Posted by: MAURICA at June 17, 2005 10:34 PMDoes anyone know exactly where Bonethugs got the allegid voiceclip of Bush that they use to start their song Thuggish Ruggish Bone?
Posted by: Dee at May 14, 2006 01:19 PMYou were listening to bone thugs..your a bitch, you stupid bitch nigger
Posted by: nigger from nigeria at January 10, 2007 12:59 AMyeah. Bone thugs got it from limewire..niggers are smart niggA, iM FROM AFRICA. 100% REPPIN AFR.
Posted by: nigger from nigeria at January 10, 2007 01:01 AM