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TWA Uncut September 20th: Iceburg's Last Stand

- First Match - TWA World Title 3 Way Match - Tony vs. Justin vs. Carl (Champ)
Great match that saw Tony and Justin dominate, but fall apart in the end. Tony was often times arguing with the announcer because the announcer counted the amount of underwear shots that Tony gave to the camera. This count got to 11 by the end of the match, and Tone was distracted after each one was called out. Tony even gave a huge gut shot and an ass shot to the crowd just for fun. Tony and Justin did a double chokeslam, and had the win, but they kept arguing over who should get the pin. Finally, Tony splashed Justin and went for the pin, but Carl did a double axe-handle on Tony's back and pinned both men.
Winner via pinfall and still TWA World Champion - Carl Miller

- Second Match - TWA Royal Rumble Belt - Iceburg vs. Benny (First entries, with Smothers = Champ)
Benny and Iceburg went at it, until Tony came out and cleaned house! Willams was next, and he went right after Peters. Peters then threw Benny out, and Justin then made his way to the ring. Carl then made his way to the ring, while looking back into the locker room and yelling at somebody. Iceburg was then thrown out after a super kick by Willams. Smothers was next, and him and Tony immediately put Carl into a double spinebuster. The fat man was the next to hit the floor, and this happened after a double clothesline by Willams and Miller. After throwing Peters out, Willams was attacked from behind by Webber and thrown out of the ring. At this point, Carl almost threw Smothers out, but was saved by Webber. Webber was then taken out by Willams from behind, and he was then dragged out to leave Miller and Smothers as the last two left. Carl was then about to throw Smothers out when he Smothers reversed it and threw Miller out for the victory to retain his Title
Winner and still TWA Royal Rumble Champion - Chris Smothers

- Third Match - IC Title Match - Justin vs. Iceburg w/ Woodson (Champ)
Iceburg was accompanied by Chucky Woodson, who took a day off for TWA and his current boyfriend, Iceburg. Iceburg showed off his terrible wrestling skills, and Webber nearly won the match after 1 minute. The referee asked Iceburg if he was an alien, which is made the IC Champ very upset. Justin then took the advantage, and continued to capitalize on Iceburg's stupidity. Iceburg, however, got out of a Webber Sleeper, then Speared Webber for the win. Iceburg and his fellow homosexual, Chuck W., left the ring happy. While leaving, Woodson flashed Webber, which for some reason pleased Mr. Webber.
Winner and still TWA IC Champ - Iceburg!

- Interview with Tony while modeling a Woodson jersey.
Tony came out and rubbed his boobs. Tony then ran down the stairs for no reason.

- Vignette with Carl
Carl and Justin were caught leaving to go play golf.

- Fourth Match - Chris Smothers vs. Shawn Willams
Great match that could've went either way. Smothers made his way to the ring and stared into the camera for a minute while keeping a straight face. Willams came out, which prompted a huge "Pockett" chant, which annoyed the confused superstar. Smothers dominated until he missed a diving headbutt off the top rope. Willams nearly had the win after a big Puckett Driver, but Smothers had ropes. Smothers then had the Backbubble, but Willams reversed it into the Superkick for the 1-2-3.
Winner via pinfall - Shawn Willams

- Interview with Tony modeling a Woodson jersey.
Peters showed his stupidity by not knowing what the meaning of "impressions" is. Tony then said he came to see Jeremy, a.k.a. Iceburg.

- Fifth Match - IC Title 3-Way - Tony vs. Iceburg w/ Woodson (Champ) vs. Benny
Tone got in the ring and made love to the referee, Jeff Pockett. Tony then gave an underwear shot when he jumped into the ring. Iceburg came out and dominated Tony, then Benny made his way to the ring and he got his from Iceburg. In a great TWA moment, Tony did a splash on Benny, then Iceburg did a HUGE splash on Peters. Tony continued to give free underwear shots to the crowd, and Iceburg even felt generous and he gave the crowd one. Tony almost did a Pockett Driver, but decided to put Iceburg into the Choke Slam instead. Tone was then distracted when Woodson flashed Tone! Tony nearly lost because of this, being that Iceburg gave Tone a huge Spear, but Benny intervened. The referee said that the match was over, but the Vice-President came in and told the referee what truly happened, and that was that Benny interfered before the 3 count. Iceburg then Speared Tony Boobson and pinned him. He then went and pinned Benny even though he already won the match. Chucky W and Iceburg then beat Tony up. The announcers mention that it seems as if Tony is turning gay, and that he's going to need help in the near future. Benny then beat Tone up after Woodson and Iceburg left.
Winner via pinfall and still TWA IC Champion - Iceburg!

- Sixth Match - Shawn Willams vs. Benny Da' Bottlecap
The announcer called Willams Jeff Pockett, which made Willams extremely unhappy. Willams said he can't get anything right and that he's just as pathetic as that reaky Bottlecap. As always, Benny elevates Willam's performance and brings the best out of Willams, with the two pulling off some hot spots. Willams nearly won the match with the Puckett Driver, and if anyone has forgotten, Willams pinned Bottlecap with a Puckett Driver roughly 2 months before this hot match. The Vice-President came out to announce that Iceburg and Tony is signed for later tonight, and if Tony wins, Woodson takes his shirt off, and if Iceburg wins, Tony takes hit shirt off! Meanwhile, Peters came out to hit Willams with an extension cord, which gave Benny the 1-2-3!
Winner via pinfall - Benny!

- Seventh Match - Iceburg w/ Woodson and Shawn Willams vs. Tony and Smothers
Smothers started and was destroyed for the majority of the match. The hot tag was made to Tony, and he cleaned house by doing huge clotheslines. Tone continued putting on a show by giving the crowd underwear shots. Smothers had the win after a splash, but the pin was broken up by the illegal alien, Iceburg! Iceburg was in the ring with Tone when Woodson got in the ring and just stood for there about 5 minutes! Woodson then flashed Tony, which got Tony to choke slam him! Tony's first choke slam on him was so good that he had to do it again on Woodson. Tone then Steaknifed Willams for the victory. Tone went to celebrate but was attacked by Woodson and Iceburg. Smothers was beating Willams up in the ring while this was happening, and when he came to help Tone he was attacked as well.
Winners via pinfall - Smothers and Peters

- Vignette with Tony getting da' mail.
Tone went to get a magazine from the mail at someone elses house, and was ran over by Iceburg after being flashed by Woodson!

- Eight Match - TWA #1 Contender match - Shawn vs. Tony vs. Smothers vs. Iceburg
Great match Peters and Smothers teaming up against Shawn and Iceburg, who were both flying solo. Willams eventually pinned both Smothers and Tony after two Superkicks. Iceburg then performed some hot kicks on Smothers, but Willams hit Iceburg with an elbow for the win to fight Carl next week. Willams then hit Smothers with a big Superkick that totally connected with Smothers jaw. Willams celebrated then left the ringside area.
Winner via pinfall - Shawn Willams


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