TWA Spring Break in Shawn Willam's Backyard
$59.95 on PPV - To Order call Casey Tripp
April 9th 2000
Hi, staff writer Danny Resler here to give you a recap of the recently completed PPV. Many consider it a major letdown, mainly due to the fact that there were a few absences, and because everyone expects so much out of the TWA and TWA has a very hard time living up to such high expectations.
-TWA started with a pre-PPV Uncut, and the big man started it all with one of the greatest promos ever seen on live television.
- Interview with Tony Peters
Tony basically said that he'd beat Arik and beat up Shawn. He then yelled at fans.
- 1st Match - Arik Howie vs. Carl Miller
Willams cheated for the most part of the match. Howie won with the Howie Drop after he got a Butt Bomb on Miller. ***** for Arik pinning Carl at 3:16 PM.
Winner via pinfall - Arik Howie
- 2nd Match - Reid Linwood vs. Brad Spencer w/ Durant and Jimmy Spencer
Super match that saw Brad dominate the entire match. Linwood came back with a top rope billy kidman bulldog onto the steel garbage can. Jimmy then threw a brick at Linwood to slow down the M. Bastard. Reid was then thrown into the ring, and put in a super figure 4. Reid got back into the match when he attempted Simply Magnificent, but Boar resisted and hit a Boar Stunner, followed by the Boar Soar Splash for the win. Reid then cleaned house, taking out all members of the NWO on the outside to get revenge. Super match. *** for the figure 4 and extra-curricular activities on the outside.
Winner via pinfall - Brad Spencer
- Interview with Polish Eagle
Eagle cut a promo on how great his book was. He was then called a jerk by the announcer, which made Eagle go crazy and challenge Joe to a non-title match!
- 3rd Match - Polish Eagle vs. IC Champion Sloppy Joseph
Great, yet boring match. The two traded shots, nothing worth noting, until Joe nearly won it with a high knee lift! The two went through a super roll up sequence, where each man rolled eachother up! Wowwee! Joe then took it to the outside, giving Eagle a DDT on the mat, followed by the people's elbow. Eagle nearly won the match with a cockbomb, which nearly ended his streak. Eagle put Joe up for the DED, and got the pin which prompted the crowd to chant D.A.R.E. sucks. Joe's streak is ended, but the hot match between the two was the one later tonight. * for the D.A.R.E. sucks chant and the people's elbow by Joe.
Winner via pinfall - Polish Eagle
TWA Spring Break In Your Backyard starts now!
- First Match - TWA Royal Rumble Belt Match - Eagle vs. Sloppy vs. Willams vs. Gale start the match
Joe and Eagle are eliminated right away. Gale comes out and is punched once by Willams and is knocked out cold, but not out of the ring. Brad Spencer was next, but Willams took him out as well. Jim was the next man out and he was beat up on by Willams. Crowd was really on the Spencers this match, while Willams was taken out by the STD. Eventually, Jimmy turned on Brad, but the Spencers teamed up on the Greeks when they arrived. The Greeks both came out at the same time, and Greeken eliminated hmself and Jimmy soon after they got out. Reid then bulldogged Brad out of the match, and the rumble was left with Durant, Willams, and Gale. Durant received a super Casey Puckett Driver. At this time, Carl Miller came out, and him and Durant attacked Willams. Carl Miller was then thrown out by Howie when he arrived. Durant then cleaned house on the Restless Duo until Howie low blowed him and threw him out. Durant then got two low blows on the Restless Duo and threw Willams out. Jacob Gale then threw Howie out to win the title. Post-match beatdown ensued, with Durant and the Restless Duo beating up the "Security Guard". DUD, far too boring and predictable.
Winner via Elimination and new TWA Royal Rumble Champion- Jacob Gale (1)
- Second Match - Carribean Strap Match - Shawn Willams vs. Carl Miller
Great Strap Match that saw the two lose the strap right away. TWA superstar Tony Peters said that "It was a 12 secound strap match", which couldn't have been said better. Willams strapped Carl EXTREMELY hard, and was the kind of stiff action that the fans love. Carl rebounded with a strap on Willams' back. Shawn Willams then put the Figure 4 on Miller, which wasn't even close to being as good as Boar's earlier tonight. The referee got "tripped", which caused the announcers to wonder about Casey Tripp. Arik Howie then told Willams that Carl is invulnerable to X-Factors, which was quite the hot advice. Howie then strapped the referee EXTREMELY hard, which caused Willams to be distracted and caught with the Implant DDT for the Miller win. Howie then pulled a cute spot on Miller when he slammed him into the shed. No Puckett Driver in the match, which showed that Carl did his studying. DUD for the strap coming off right away, no Puckett Driver, and the announcer calling the referee gay.
Winner via pinfall - Carl Miller
- Third Match - IC Title Match - Joey Collins defends against the Polish Eagle
Eagle had the win earlier today, and it was obvious Joey wanted to return the favor. Eagle came out with his real book, and Joey came out to no tunes. Superstar Jake Gale was the referee and he put on quite a show by no selling. Joe took it to the outside and threw the metal trashcan at Eagle. Joe then t-boned Eagle onto the steel garbage can. Joe then did an elbow on the garbage can which hurt Eagle more than a regular elbow. Joe was then powerbombed on the steel garbage can by Eagle! Joe got back, however, and caught Eagle with a tornado DDT off a chair. He then piledrived Eagle on the steel garbage can. Eagle then threw Joe right into the steel garbage can! Eagle then powerbombed Joe off the trampoline onto the steel garbage can!! One of the hottest spots in TWA history, second only to the Aspen drivers. Polish was put into the Slop Drop, and lost the match to Joey. *****, would've been 4 but Jacob Gale's reffing elevated it to 5 stars.
Winner via pinfall and still TWA IC Champ - Joe, Sloppy
- Fourth Match - TWA Tag Title Match - Greeken and Reid vs. Spencers (Champs)
Super hot match, with Durant coming in halfway and Gale reffing the living shit out of the match. The 4 dudes took it to the outside, and linwood hit a bulldog on the trash can. Jimmy then received an Olive Picker on the steel garbage can. Greek then threw Brad through the shed, but the spot was missed by Tony "Slippery when wet" Peters. Crowd did more laughing then popping during the match. Greeken nearly won when he hit a Thunderbolt on Jimmy, but Jim kicked out. Jimmy then no sold an impaler which received a huge pop. Eagle came out and beat up Durant, which received a "Pat fucked up" chant. The Greeks then took out the Spencers, and won the Tag Titles. Eagle, and the Greeks then formed a team and cut a hot promo. Spencers = sloppy. Match = DUD
Winners via pinfall and new TWA Tag Team Champs - Greeken and Reid (1)
- Fifth Match - Some girl vs. Eagle
The girl did a peoples elbow on Eagle, but Eagle hit her with a DED, and then the camera stopped rolling.
Match thrown out
- Sixth Match - TWA World Title Match - Tony defends against Arik Howie
Tony came out, while everyone who ordered the ppv were notified that there was a New Baby. Tony was destroyed the entire match. The announcer mentioned that Tony broke his several month silence when he said "I do not have a computer". Tony pulled off a great move when he was about to punch Arik but he ended up "hitting" him. Tony then put Arik in the Butt Bomb, but Arik wasn't affected by the fun move. Tony then displayed his speed by running in the ring in 1 second from 20 feet away. Tony was then suplexed, and his belt broke. Unfortunately, the pants didn't go down. Tone kept getting up from all the hot moves that were done to him. The big man was then thrown out of the ring, and was laid out when he went to spear Howie. Tony was then propped up onto the steel recycling bin and was given a fameasser by Arik Howie. Willams tried a belt shot on Tony, but hit Howie instead. Peters then took Willams out and Steaknifed Howie for the pin to retain. DUD, no gut shots. Howie then pushed Willams, and was hit with a Superkick into the Casey Puckett Driver by Willams. The Restless Duo has been dismantled.
Winner via pinfall and still TWA World Champ - Tony Peters
- I think it was an ok PPV, but was obviously lacking the talent of Benny and Kid Mike. It was an ok PPV with nice spots, but it'd be a definite thumbs up if Benny and Mike would've been there.
- Thumbs in the Middle
Danny "Professional" Resler