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ctrl+alt+delete

This week, in all its chaos, I have discovered something-- I am wholly addicted to Microsoft Office.

Yesterday, I was in an open-notes exam and searching for a specific quote. My intuition said, ctrl+F-- problem solved.

Several days before, I thought why don't red squiggly lines appear on my paper when I misspell handwritten things?


Office has made everything so easy, that now my non-digital life seems overly laborious. WHY can't I spontaneously draw on drop down menu for things like synonyms, or easily cut and paste? Wouldn't life be so much better?

Alternately, I am concerned that my post-wine-drunk computer is going to suddenly die leaving me high and dry without Office, in which case I would be a lost soul.