Blog 2: TUNNELS
Okay, I must say, it was really hard for me to think of something to say for this topic. Wanna know why? Well I'm going to tell you even if you don't cuz this is MY blog bitches. I am too easily appeased. I think that lately, I have been looking at things like, well, I probably can't do anything to fix this anyway, so I better just get used to it. Like transportation, OOOF that's a biggie, which is exactly why I'm not going to write about that. I WOULD write about the homeless, but I talked to a ton of jerks that are already doing that, so I don't want to be lame. INSTEAD, I'm going to be a little egocentric here for a moment, and write about a personal problem.
My problem is that I have many friends that live on the east bank of campus, and wouldn't you know it, I got stuck on the west bank. What a pisser. So, solutions: 1) make new friends, 2) move to the east, 3) bitch about it, 4) devise a sweet plan for a tunnel that goes straight from the east bank dorms to middlebrook!! Okay, solution 1 is simply out of the question. I am just not good at making new friends. Apparently, I come across as standoffish, and when I do talk, I swear a lot so that doesn't exactly say "Hey let's be bff!!!!" Number 2 I just can't, I don't want to offend my roommate and all and plus I have a lot of stuff and it sucked to move it once. Solution 3, I've already done. Quite a bit. Basically all first semester. So that leaves number 4!!!
Okay, I realize that there is an enormous river in the way, but there should totally be a tunnel that AT LEAST goes from here to Coffman. Despite it being hellishly cold, it would make my life a lot more convenient. It SUCKS to have to walk from middlebrook to the effin bus stop in sub zero temperatures and then walk from the bus stop on the east bank to see people. It's a frickin treck, no lie. And honestly, dealing with the river issue, can there not be like a tunnel spiel that goes THROUGH the river??? I've seen that shit happen in aquariums and whatnot, don't tell me it can't be done. It would be super cool too, I would definitely invest in that.
So c'mon, they can build frickin cantalievers and all that other impressive shit but they can't build one g.d. tunnel?!?! Bitch, please.
And I think this really qualifies as a social design issue because I'd design the tunnel to help my social life issues.