Semblance of a Whole

An A+ in Bullshit

My husband, apparently sick of hearing me whine about the paper I am trying to write on the application of Kluckhohn and Hofstede's frameworks for describing culture, sat down and dashed off a sample paragraph to inspire me:

Cuckhold and Hotshit are two Internationally renowned and acclaimed idiots. Their main thesis on the background-effects of non-normative development show a complete lack of spinal integrity. In other words I don’t believe one iota about their theories of joint occlusion and rearword malifluence that their supposed “expertise� would claim. Their ideas on leadership are well-worn childish conclusions from unsupported bases of pure dingo’s kidneys. If these two would simply evaporate in the hot steam of their own combined excrement then the world as a whole would be a much better of place indeed.

Thank you. Give me an A now.

Setting aside any questions of academic integrity and honesty that might arise as a result of turning in his work as my own, I didn't think his contribution would ultimately be a good fit for my paper. Nevertheless, I couldn't bring myself to consign this glorious prose forever into oblivion with the mere striking of the delete key. It deserves an audience, even if it is only the audience of two or three who read this blog. Enjoy.