The challenge is to sort inputs in @ARGV without using Perl's "sort", in as few characters as possible.
To those who put brain cycles into this, I am sorry, but really the shortest solution without this rule is probably just:
So here's to another try at this.
Additionally, to anyone who wants to say this is produces bad code: I KNOW! The point is to exercise the noggin, and think of new ways to solve problems using our favorite language.