Because I could not resist to stir up trouble.....

40. Oh I just couldn't. I mean really, she's only sixteen.

39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

38. Duct tape won't fix that.

37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

35. We don't keep firearms in this house.

34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

33. You can't feed that to the dog.

32. I thought Graceland was tacky.

31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

30. Wrestling's fake.

29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

28. We're vegetarians.

27. Do you think my gut is too big?

26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

25. Honey, we don't need another dog.

24. Who gives a crap about Wisconsin Dells.

23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

21. Spittin' is such a nasty habit.

20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

19. Trim the fat off that steak.

18. Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.

17. The tires on that truck are too big.

16. I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.

15. I've got it all on the C drive.

14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

12. My fiancée, Bobbie Joe, is registered at Tiffany's.

11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

9. Checkmate.

8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

5. I believe a Merlot goes best with string cheese.

4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

3. I hate Spam and Velveeta sandwiches.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin' .

And the #1 thing that you would never hear a Packer say.......

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight

Favre Left Game Early?

A discussed on KFAN Rube Chat today, on November 17, 2002 the Packers came to town with the league's best record. The Packers also had a chance to become the earliest team to clinch a division title in a 16-game season.

The Vikings intercepted Brett Favre three times in a 31-21 victory. Oh, and Favre left the game with :32 tics left on the game clock. If memory serves right, Favre more slinked off the field unable to bear yet another loss at the Dome.

So Moss is a bad guy yet Favre continues to have every media outlet in the nation plant their lips on his lily-white behind? Just more incentive for the Purple to show everyone nationally that Favre is past his prime and it is time for him to return home to Mississippi to watch reruns of Hee-Haw and swat flies on the porch swing.

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