Do you have a son looking to learn football from the best minds in the NFL today? Why, look no further than the Tice Brothers Football Camp! Let's meet some of the instructors and what they'll be teaching these young players.

Instructor
Mike Tice
Classes Taught
Red Flag Throwing 101 - Learn how to throw a red flag over 20-yards to challenge a call after the replay has clearly shown that the play was called correctly.
Advanced Red Flag Throwing - Learn how to hold onto the flag when the replay clearly shows an incorrect call was made.
How to Wear A Pencil Behind Your Ear - No NFL coach should be out on the field without first taking this critical safety class on the proper storage of your valuable game-day pencil.

Instructor
Daunte Culpepper
Classes Taught
On Field Celebration - Learn how to get your roll on.
Charitable Donations - Learn how to present someone with jewelry and then ask for it back without batting an eyelash.

Instructor
Michael Bennett
Classes Taught
Bench Etiquette - Learn how to miss half the NFL season due to injury and then whine how you should be named the starter upon your recovery.

Instructor
Chris Hovan
Classes Taught
Advanced Bench Etiquette - Learn how to underachieve while starting; get benched; and then pout on the sidelines and wear a hooded sweatshirt over your head in embarrassment.

Instructor
Kelly Campbell
Classes Taught
Gangsta 101 - Learn how to be the most obnoxious punk on the team! Learn to drive a 2003 Denali, with a stolen gun and an ounce of Marijuana inside! All while driving in a lane of on-coming traffic!

Instructor
Dontarrious Thomas
Classes Taught
No Football Skills 101 - Study zone coverage and come away absolutely lost. Learn to be taken out of the game on third downs until you get enough experience to understand a zone concept.

Reminder for Vikings Survivor

A reminder to vote in the Vikings Survivor series of polls that started a few weeks ago.

In Week Four of the series to vote one Vikings player off the ship one-by-one, it appears that E. J. "Deer in the Headlights" Henderson will walk the plank. If you haven't voted yet, get your vote in today!

Then come back Wednesday as I'll repost the poll with one less player and the process will start all over again! We'll be down to six survivors. Who will be the fifth player to be voted off the ship?

House-Keeping

I've added my direct e-mail link into the right navigation bar area. Have a question that you'd rather not post under the Comments section at the end of each blog entry? Just e-mail me!

On the right navigation bar, you'll now notice two temporary tables. One is for the top ten free agents that I hope the Vikings consider signing. I'm not saying they should sign them all, but being almost $40-milllion under the cap, I would hope (and pray) that some are brought in for consideration. Right now, they are ranked in order that I would prefer they be signed. By your feedback (either by leaving comments or e-mailing me) these names will move up, down, off or on the chart. So, partake already! I'm sure most of you have an opinion!

Same for the Draft Board right underneath. These are 10-people I wouldn't mind if the Vikes drafted in the first round. I'm not saying with the #7 pick, but within the first round. Again, via your feedback (either by leaving comments or e-mailing me) these names will move up, down, off or on the chart.

Posted by maasx003 at March 1, 2005 6:49 AM