First off, a very happy St. Patrick's Day to all you lucky Irish blood brothers and sisters out there! Don't you just feel like skipping work, heading to the pub and singing could ol' Irish diddies? Here's one for you that should get you a lot of attention. OK, it's not Irish, but you are in a Vikings blog and we have to keep it real....

Ode to Mike Tice

Have you sold them on a boat?
Have you sold them to a goat?

Have you sold them while in bed?
Have you sold them to the dead?

Have you sold them while getting gas?
Have you sold them to SOD while he was high on grass?

Have you sold them in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you sold them on the beach?
Have you sold them to the ‘preach?

Have you sold them on your back?
Have you sold them while talking smack?

Have you sold them in a box?
Have you sold them to a fox?

Have you sold them in a tree?
Have you sold them on the sea?

Have you sold them in the rain?
Have you sold them to forget the pain?

Have you sold them to some Brits?
Have you sold them wearing mitts?

Have you sold them to Danny Glover?
Have you sold them undercover?

Have you sold them on a perch?
Have you sold them in a church?

Have you sold them to a virgin?
Have you sold them while fishing for sturgeon?

Have you sold them on the light-rail train?
Have you sold them while insane?

Have you sold them on the stage?
Have you sold them underage?

Have you sold them to all your friends?
Have you sold them to make amends?

Have you sold them to your dog?
Have you sold them on a log?

Have you sold them while getting damp?
Have you sold them standing under a street lamp?

Have you sold them without style?
Have you sold them with a smile?

Have you sold them for all to see?
Have you ever sold some to me?

Have you sold them while traveling south?
Have you sold some to put food in your mouth?

Have you sold them while on tape?
Have you sold them out of shape?

Have you sold them on live TV?
Have you sold them while you pee?

Have you sold them in the gym?
Have you sold them on a whim?

Have you sold them on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Coach Tice, answer these and count your "no"s,
Pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
Score times two is thy Purity.

The Boy® from 2001

A special St. Patricks Day message from The Boy®, our Irish Prince!

Coming Friday

Please join me on Friday as I play a game of Pepper with Stick and Ball Guy. SBG and I interview each other with inane questions and provide insight about each other that, perhaps, you were unaware of. So return and partake in the fun!

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