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An interesting exchange took place on the Greet Machine blog yesterday. The original entry had discussed that the Twins have acquired Bret Boone. I left the following Comment:
"Boone? Bah! Do they want Aaron Boone and his .211 batting average, too? Daniel Boone could hit better with his flintlock rifle. The Twins season is over. Time to start talking Purple...the only true P-R-O-F-E-S-S-I-O-N-A-L team in town."
Now, those that know me well are familiar with my sarcasm and dry humor. But I still did not expect this reply to my Comment from a person named Vince:
"God, I can't stand Vikings fans sometimes. It isn't enough that I have to listen to the superstar dribble about every possible development even though we are months away from the regular season. "The vikes are interviewing for a new assistant to the equipment manager, the organization prefers someone with more starching experience than the last assistant." "Tice decided to wear his pencil in the right ear today in support of gay pride month, he also is considering making it the ear of choice for in-game use since he thinks going across his body to reach it is quicker and because it doesn't bump into his mic and earpiece as much."
12 months of Vikings Hype a year when there are other games going on in town makes me care less and less about mounting losses to the Packers and Bears each season. Unlike the other teams in town the Vikes are proven under achievers and have brought more bad apples to the Twin Cities than the Twins, T-Wolves, Wild, North Stars, and the Federal Court house combined."
Wha-wha-what!?!? So I offered this first reply, more or less blowing it all off as just another malcontent Twins fan:
"Vince: Take a chill pill and look up sarcasm in the dictionary."
But the more I thought about it, the more I resented the implication that the Vikes are thugs are crooks while the Twins are model citizens. (Well, there is Mike Tice and his second line of work but I digress.)
So, I then posted this more expounded response:
"You know, the more I think about it, I do take exception to this bashing of the most popular sports and entertainment franchise in town, bar none. Let the debate begin!
If the Twins are such a friggin' model organization Vince, please explain this season?
First order of business is to make sure your coach and players air their issues behind closed doors and not through the media. The Twins have been failing in this all season and I think it has lead to some clubhouse problems.
Example One
After the Twins lost to the S.F. Giants on July 15, skipper Ron Gardenhire had this to say: "I thought we really chased a lot of pitches out of the zone today and really didn't have a good night offensively," he said. "It looked like if we were a little more patient tonight, we probably could have drawn a few more walks."
To which Torii Hunter responded with: "Don't say we weren't patient. I hate to hear that. It's easy to say that when you're sitting down, trust me. Very easy."
Example Two
When catcher Joe Mauer had to take some time off in early June due to a groin injury, bullpen coach Rick Stelmaszek spoke not so glowingly of Mauer by uttering: "The kid has been pretty well pampered the majority of his career. At that position, if you're going to play 125, 135, 140 games, if you think you're going to be 100 percent every single day, you're crazy. I think we'll have to see how he responds to these nagging injuries, and if they keep up, then he doesn't help us out as a catcher."
Added Gardy: "If his knee were blowing up, then I would say, yeah, we need to move him. But a groin muscle, it has nothing to do with catching. So if his knee is fine, then he should be our catcher. The thing here, you're going to have to start deciding what your body can and can't do. It's a pretty hard game at this level. You're going to be beat up. You're going to have to play through something. And he's going to have to learn that."
To which Mauer responded, again through the press: "I want to be out there, any chance I get. If the trainers and doctors say I can go, I'm going to go. If you're telling me that I can't, then I might want to listen. But I want to be out there."
Example Three
Justin Morneau missed four starts because of a sore left elbow that required a cortisone shot in early June. One would have thought he would have gotten a little moral support from teammates and coaches. In fact, Morneau was ready to return to the lineup for a June 7 game but didn't see his name in the starting lineup.
Instead, he got this from Gardy: "We've had guys here before who were actually happy to be on the bench -- I won't name names. Guys have to understand that. I want most of my players to play every day. I don't want them to be content sitting on the bench."
Morneau also got an indirect verbal assault from Hunter who a day earlier had suggested that younger players need to step up and play through injuries. Morneau didn't care for how it was delivered.
"I don't think the paper is the place to do it," he said.
Hunter, responded: "I never mentioned any players' name."
Uh-huh. Team unity in the Twins clubhouse has to be a question mark as they charge to try and overtake the front running White Sox. And they better start looking in the rear view mirror as the Tribe is surging as well.
Me thinks this airing of issue through the local press is bad for the team. These internal issues should be handled behind closed doors like men. The Vikes have not publicly aired dirty laundry this season. Current contract issues with Chavous and B. Williams have remained behind closed doors. Jacque has used the media all last season and this preseason to play out his contract concerns. Hunter has used the press to get Ryan to make (or not make) personal moves. Again, shouldn't the Twins be big enough boys to discuss in house? So, who's franchise is more professional in that regard?
There has been no finger pointing this off-season with the Vikes. Even Moss and Pepper made up after the trade.
There are black sheep in every organizations closet. And I can't help it if the Vikings are more popular than the Twins, T-Wolves, Wild, North Stars, and the Federal Court house combined.
Note: This comment has been 100% sarcasm free."
So, what do you think? Who is the more professional sports team in town? And why or why not? Was Vince right? Was I out of line? Will the space shuttle have a successful launch today. Why aren't there more marshmallows in Lucky Charms?
Leave a Comment below at the end of this entry.
Good post. The Mauer comments by Stelly and Gardy are a little out of context which softens the harshness a little (the pampered comment is inexcusable), the they were responding to the question of whether Mauer would have to be switched to third base because "he keeps getting injured as a catcher" of course the groin injury happened while Mauer was running the bases, not exactly a catching injury.
Still your point is valid.
Posted by: J. Lichty at July 13, 2005 09:31 PMYes, JL...a little out of context and I knew I was stretching it just a tad but I thought it still very relevant. Glad you liked the piece.
Now then, who the hell voted 'Wolves on the recent poll (Most Respected TC Franchise)!?!?)
Posted by: Brian Maas at July 13, 2005 09:48 PM"Now then, who the hell voted 'Wolves on the recent poll (Most Respected TC Franchise)!?!?)"
JR Rider?
Posted by: J. Lichty at July 15, 2005 12:59 PM