a heart with a twist of lemon

Here is a story from my friend Bridget:

Four baseball fans are mountain climbing. Each climber happens to be a rabid fan of a different MLB team. One fan is from Chicago, one from Kansas City, one from Minnesota and the other from New York. As they climbed higher and higher, they argue more and more about, which of them is the most loyal to their particular baseball team. As they reach the summit, the climber from Chicago takes a running leap and throws himself off the mountain yelling, "This is for the Chicago White Sox!" Not wanting to be outdone, the climber from Kansas City throws himself off the mountain shouting, "This is for the Kansas City Royals!” Seeing this, the Minnesota Twins fan walks to the edge and yells, "This is for baseball fans everywhere!” He then pushes the fan of the New York Yankees off the cliff.

Go Twins!