a heart with a twist of lemon

after a dissappointing 1st game, there was a nice show outside the target center. some drunk kid thinks it would be a good idea to heckle some cops on horses then follow this up by jaywalking. the police kindly ask him to stay where he is, but this genious decides to run. hmm...who will win in a foot race?

drunk kid vs. the police on horses:

round 1:
the kid runs, the cops slowly start to begin pursuit on their horses while still asking him to stop running. the kid runs faster, the horses slowly gallop and catch up with drunk boy. boy gets slammed to the ground, cop car comes out of nowhere, kid is handcuffed and thrown in car.

round 2:
one of drunk kids friends thinks it to be a wise move to also begin yelling at the now 4 cops, mouthing off at the cops having his boys back. dumb idea. this kid now gets thrown to the ground and then cuffed and put into the car. well at least he and his friend can now be together. how romantic.

moral of story: horses run faster than humans, especially drunk humans.

ps-proof of sports weekend! notice the twins tickets are 5th row, right behind the twins dugout, and they are playing the white sox with whom they currently share first place in the the AL central. hopefully the wolves can still pull this one out, because LA is full of a bunch of cocky jerks, and minnesota nice deserves some glory. plus there were these 3 hugely fat LA fans sitting not far behind me that i would love see them become depressed over the lakers downfall, and eat themselves like pizza the hut.

::THE END::
{but not for the twolves, i still have faith}