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today was my first day of my third year of college. let's get a sportscenter recap, as in only the highlights, or only what i can remember on little sleep. even though i did not sleep in any of my classes.

8am wakeup

usually i will not wake up this early for a 9.45 class but today was special and i wanted to be all ready. so i woke up and as i always do when i wake up i plop myself in front of the computer quick. i notice my friend kels is online and decide i have to talk to her because she is so fun and i do not get to see her around school cause she is in england chillin with the brits for study abroad. it is obviously a more decent hour there at this time, so i speak mostly in gibberish and she speaks elegantly not only because she is probably awake with the time zone difference but also because she is in the land of the queen and they are always all fancy schmancy elegant over there.

i withdraw from conversation, knowing that i was not making much sense and go turn on cartoon network while pouring a bowl of honey toasty o's {malt-o-meal honey nut cheerios}. looney toons is on, only they are little kids. weird. shower, clothes a dib, a dib, a deeb that's all folks!

walk to political science

i catch glances with old friends and give them the 'what's up' nod. but i stop when i run into annika. i am glad she transfered back to minnesota. she was one of my bestest friends back in HS. she tells me of all her hippie liberal classes she is taking. i say 'go bush!' she says 'f*ck you!' and then we laugh, because we are good friends.

poly sci 1001

this is all getting long so i will cut this recap extra short. kid next to me thinks i am a freshman. i clear up the situation {random note: a semi attractive girl just went outside to read on her balcony outside my windom, i have become distracted and lost my train of thought. haha choo choo train} we take a survey for a grad student get hostess snacks and $5, and i stash the snack in my bag for later. classes run straight through lunch. you know those idiots whose cell phones ring in class then everyone laughs. today i was an idiot. silent mode dave, silent mode. and plus i also forgot to bring pens except for a red one, so all of my notes today were written in red. awesome.

bible class

i hop the metro bus to get to the other side of campus cause this class is way far away and i only have 15 minutes to get there. it is in an old church building, which the U has renamed the classrooms building. but it is a good building for a bible class i suppose. my new friend falon is in that class, and she walks me to my next class at the J-school.

strategic comm research

this is one of those classes in my major, so i for sure knew a lot of people in this class since they are in all of my other classes. the teacher is prolly in his 50s, and he said dude at least twice. he also talked about old people diapers.

and then i came home and ate some 98 cent frozen pizza from wal mart.

Comments

hey dave man man, way to go on surviving. freshman dis huh? don't worry, i won't make the mistake of calling you a freshman...mainly because you would prolly seek me out some night and slay me for doing so, you beast. anyhoo, i enjoyed the post. have a good one!

true, i do know where you live. and i am known for my slaying skills.

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