da bears
my roommate, Tom, gave me an ice-cream bucket.

it is so much more than an ice cream bucket.

the bear is ferocious, he gobbles up honey AND spare change!

"YUM, YUM!" says mr. bear.

sad story about the bears
every day, thousands of honey/money eating bears live in little drafty caves and starve. when they do not get enough they can only sleep a few months. take fuzzy wuzzy for example:
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
so fuzzy wuzzy was not fuzzy,
was he?
i know that saddens me, but if you feel this issue really tearing on your heart as well. if your face now feels wet with tears, know this! for just pennies a day you can help fuzzy wuzzy and many other bears like him, suffering due to lack of nourishment. your donation will help a bear fill his tummy with lots of picnic baskets and become not your average bear. my friend T.C. was once on the streets without a cave or money/honey to eat. but thanks to generous donations he now lives happily in the metrodome, serving smiles to thousands of people every gameday. so please help care for the bears, so that they can be care bears. send your spare change to the address below:
David Mackereth
621 Huron Blvd. SE 2401C
Minneapolis, MN 55414
Comments
Does the bear eat bills?
Posted by: Kado | September 24, 2004 10:51 PM
the bear gobbles up bills. i just never seem to have any of those to feed him.
Posted by: .david. | September 24, 2004 11:29 PM