'i would like S'words for $500.'
you may have seen the infomercials for it.
but my roommates and i have called in for the FREE SWORD CATALOG!
what better thing to hang on our living room wall, or kill zombies with than Xena's or Hercules' Sword.
or even Conan's Unparalleled Atlantian Sword!
they will prolly run around $300-$500 but you can not put a price on the Unparalleled Atlantian Sword because it is Unparalleled! i mean heck, we are already getting a deal with the FREE Sword Catalog what is another $500? maybe the money/honey bear will help me buy it. now i know you all probably want the FREE Sword Catalog and would cut off your leg to get the number from me. But no need, there will be enough loss of legs after i am let loose on the Zombies with my Unparalleled Atlantian Sword! you all will have to buy Xena's Sword or some other Sword in there. here is the number-->800.418.3311
Zombies beware of our future living room centerpiece!
ladies, i may not have nun-chuck skills or computer hacking skills, but soon i will have Sword skills, Unparalleled Atlantian Sword skills.
Comments
Interesting you should mention zombies. Tonight I watched "Shaun of the Dead" and the whole time I was thinking that I could kick their ass with the sword I bought in Germany. You rock, Dave.
Posted by: The Bloomer | September 29, 2004 12:27 AM
yeah i forgot to tell you that when i called you for that chinese phone number, i sucked your thoughts through the phone using my mind sucking powers. and then i had to write about killing zombies with swords.
Posted by: .david. | September 29, 2004 6:20 PM
-swoons-
Posted by: sarah | September 30, 2004 9:40 AM