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oink, oink! it's bacon day!

bacon day falls upon a friday or a saturday every week, in apt 2401. it is a celebration of grease and feast. it is marked by a large fog that falls upon the apartment since the oven fan does not have a hood. it is remembered for up to three days by the scent of greasy bacon.

there are different positions that we alternate between in order to make a successful celebration of fat.

the buyer: this person buys a pack of bacon from the grocery store.

the cooker: this person cooks the bacon. often when i cook, i happen to be wearing my piggly wiggly shirt.

the cleaner: this person cleans up after the cooker.

the fanner: this person fans the smoke away from the smoke detectors, as to avoid alarm (as we learned goes off today). this position will be replaced by a fan in the near future, as to make a more efficient bacon day.

upon completion of bacon day we rest in our satisfaction as the grease settles into our stomachs. occasionally it can be accompanied by orange juice. bacon day is part of a complete breakfast, as well as a complete week.

Comments

I love that bacon day is at least once a week! I need to start celebrating more often!

unfortunatly bacon day has been on an extended hiatus. however now that it is summer, hopefully it will be reinitiated.

WHAT IS BACON DAY? BECAUSSE I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IT.

it is something that was done back in the day. i would enjoy having it again but the hiatus does not seem to end.

MMMM..... Bacon.

David Mackereth is my new hero - hail Bacon Day!

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