like you have not heard enough about...
POLITICS!
how can this subject be avoided it is election day, i got my sticker. don't worry i will not go into much detail. but i think it is safe to say that no matter who arises as the victor, a large political divide will remain in the US for an extended period of time. this is where the awesome party comes in under the leadership of charles worthington and myself.
despite not having a platform yet, i already have people jumping at the opportunity to get involved with this party. this will be a uniting party with charles being liberal and myself conservative. i would love to be in the oval office but there needs to be some ivy league support so charles comes in with his harvard degree to give the awesome party the boost it needs.
charles and i have already held a few informal meetings about our party. we have decided that we will both work our way up the political system under the republican and democratic parties. then when we develop our proper credentials, the awesome party will emerge, and we will take the white house. speaking of colors, we had another informal party meeting last night on instant messenger, and discussed what colors our states would be on the electoral college map. republicans have red, the democrats have blue, green party should probably have green if they could ever claim a state, and independents take white. right now we are thinking of going with mustard. we also discussed using a random method of pulling a crayon out of a crayola box (a 64 pack minus the reds, blues, whites, and greens).
dont worry america, the awesome party is in the making. it will be awesome.
Comments
David! I wish we could be watching the T wolves play tonight. but instead i am in new york doing journalism homework and you are in minneapolis doing journalism homework.
I'm all for the awesome party, may I be secretary of keeping it real? Also .. the metalic crayons in the box-o-64 were above and beyond .. I'm just throwing that out there.
Posted by: Ryan! | November 3, 2004 02:42 PM
the metallic crayons would definatly be a good choice. people would vote the awesome party just to see the map sparkle! with that showing of your potential to be an awesome party thinker, you can for sure be the secretary of keeping it real, and your job will be to keep things real. i guess i should probably speak with chaz as well, but i dont think there would be any objection from him.
yeah we will have to get together to watch some twolves games sometime when you are home, and maybe we can do journalism homework together as well. but alas i am watching the game tonight and they are playing NY, so it is like we are connected somehow.
everyone can be in the awesome party even if you do not have any skills. but if you have nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills or computer hacking skills, you will probably receive special positions within the awesome party.
Posted by: .david. | November 3, 2004 07:58 PM