dinosaurs do not sleep!
so monday night i had to write a 5 page paper. what better way to write it then to start at 2am? here is what i did instead...
i jammed out (singing and dancing) to the most amazing ad ever, for hp digital cameras and printers. you should all go see it if you have not seen it. it is the most amazing ad out right now, no doubt:
{make sure you stop the music on this site}
http://www.hpbroadband.com/program.cfm?key=C26MMS744D
i pretended that i was a rhamphorhyncus, since i was wearing that shirt. pretty much a rhamphorhyncus looks like a teradactyl.
i played with people that came to our apartment, and ate some mcdonalds foods.
eventually i wrote my 5 page paper, which was a compare/contrast paper on israelitte and moabite conquest traditions. so i titled my paper Ancient Near Eastern Conquest Movies my intro pretty much sums up my thinking in the early morning, if you want to read it, click on the continue reading later on. the conclusion is also off the wall, and includes josh hartnett.
all of these things i recommend.
and then today, i got a paper back and it was 10/10. and despite only sleeping 3 hours i went to MSA, the student govt for the UofM student body, and got an at large spot by razzling and dazzling in a tired yet entertaining speech that begin with...
"hello my name is david mackereth, that is david as in 'slayer of goliath' and mackereth as in...uhh my last name." and plus the fact there were only 3 people running for 2 spots probably helped. but you may have remebered i failed to get on before. but like pedro the lion's 2000 album...winners never quit. but now i am going to quit writing because this is definatly getting pointless.
A horror movie is something that boys watch to get the adrenaline flowing, and girls watch to hold the boy next to them in fear. A chick flick is something that girls watch to get the tears flowing and boys watch to hold the girl next to them in love. More often than not, boys want to see one type of movie and girls want to see another. Neither party would suggest seeing an Ancient Near Eastern Conquest movie. Primarily because the genre with this name does not exist, but if it did the Moabite Mesha Inscription and the Israelites conquest of Ai, in Joshua 8, would be two movies shelved under the Ancient Near Eastern Conquest section of a video store. Before there were movies there were things called books, and books required a written language. Writings can also be classified with genres. A genre is a way to classify various things into groups because they have similarities in the way they may be presented or the story they tell. Joshua 8 and the Mesha Inscription can both be classified into the genre of Ancient Near Eastern Conquests because of the similarities they use to tell of the conquests, yet they still vary enough to differentiate themselves. Point of view, description of the conquest, and the role of deities are ways that these two stories are distinct, yet share the same genre of Ancient Near Eastern Conquest.
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I have been loving the "...Pictures" song as well. The digital work is amazing in those ads...
Posted by: xo, Sar | November 19, 2004 01:22 PM