a heart with a twist of lemon

if it bleeds, then it leads. that is what they say, so that is what i give you. always providing you with the most exciting entertainment, this true story involves mr mackereth with the knife in the gameroom! or so that is where the clues from the parker brothers lead us to think.

yesterday whilest i was at worketh. i pricked my finger and i did bleed. or rather i sliced my finger with a large cutting knife. my precognitive abilities saw the coming of this unfortunate event. we needed to cut little snacks for a party our apartment was throwing. here is a dramatic renenactment through words:

me: does anyone want to help cut these?

*no response*

me: ok fine. i will do it, but i will prolly end up slicing my finger.

narrator: david begins the delicate process of slicing the food. however, upon the second pass with the knife, david errored in the placement of his hand. along with cutting the food, david managed to take a cut into his finger releasing the blood from within. holding up his bloodied finger, he returns to his co-workers.

david: see, i so told you guys that i am bad with knives.

co-worker: david, you are sooo done, give me the knife.

in other news, not only was i done with the knife, but my 3rd year of college is done. it reached its conclusion this morning with a refreshing 8am final. hopefully it does not cut me like the knife. i have gotten one grade back so far, and it is from the class in which i made the dinosaur vs robot comic. and that masterpiece earned me an A in the class.

aaaaaand cut!