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if it's not broken, it's not punkrock

the city bus and foot are not the only modes of transportation for my adventures. the punk rock van is now in my possesion. at only 14 years young, this boxy style van beats the pants off of those new egg shaped soccer mom vans. it features a stylish maroon exterior with a matching interior. fully equiped with a casette deck which no longer lights up the clock, making changing the radio station hit or miss. with the aid of a car kit adapter the old school punk rock van meets the new school iPod for endless tunes. my father says that the spedometer does not always work so i should "follow traffic, rather than lead it." this is unfortunate for all the sports cars on the freeway that were hoping to draft behind me. if something gets in my way, i will just watch it patiently because there is no horn to honk. there are a few small rust spots on the outside and a few paint stains on the inside, but these are only beauty marks that add character. i couldn't love the punk rock van any more. my "mini van, huge fun!" shirt is in the mail. there are already +121K miles on this baby, and she has miles of adventure still remaining. rock on!

Comments

What, no picture?

i guess this post was made before pictures were invented. i will see if i can go back in time to take some.

well that's all that I ask.

and for a sweep of the white sox next week.

whooooo, go twins!!!

deemack
i have a box van too! we are so cool.
love,
jas

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