black eyed girl
no pain, no gain is what some people say. that is why i decided if the HOCs were going to win today, there had to be some pain involved. so i gave ellen childs, a member of the HOCs, a black eye. now my parents have always said it is not nice to hit girls, but what if it means winning the game?
well the HOCs did come out with a dominating 19-5 victory in their debut, but it definatly had nothing to do with me giving ellen a black eye. what happened there was i threw the frisbee real hard, and in the follow through my hand met up with the passing ellen who was running right towards it. physics has taught me that there is an energy transfer involved here. my stored chemical energy was transfered to ellens face resulting in black eye energy.
the reason we actually won was because we had some ringers. we were short staffed on our first gameday so some guys who played the previous game joined us. they were able to hook up for some scores that involved throwing the frisbee the length of the field, it was pretty impressive. so don't mess with the HOCs, if they are willing to inflict pain on their own team, imagine what they are willing to do to their opposition.
ellen childs, i am sorry for giving you a black eye. i am sure pastor cor will have a field day talking about this tuesday at hope on campus as well as next sunday during announcements at church.
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No worries, Dave. But maybe if you wouldn't flail your arms as much, you wouldn't cause so many injuries... I'm glad I could take one for the team, even if it didn't actually help our team.
Posted by: Ellen Childs | September 18, 2005 08:47 PM