a heart with a twist of lemon

last night i took the punk rock van (PRV) out for an expensive drink of gasoline. as PRV and i neared the exit ramp another car behind us began agressively hugging our backside. at the stoplight this car pulled along side of us. it was one of those ugly scions that look like a box on wheels. now i am not denying the boxy features of the PRV, but anything more rounded in a van and it would be perfect for a soccer mom. the PRV pulls off boxy, the scion does not. the scion looks very unnatural while the PRV is much easier on the eyes. the driver of this scion must have realized the superiority of the boxy stylings of the PRV, because she gave me the most evil glare as we stood idly at the stoplight. her eyes became green with envy. when the stoplight turned the color of her eyes, the scion raced off in a fit, as if trying to make up for its poor design with speed. if the scion could go fast that would be beneficial, since fast things are harder to see and i would prefer not to see a scion. but a large wall is more aerodynamic than a scion. the PRV would have smoked the scion in a race but unfortunatly we had to turn into the gas station. i apologize to anyone who owns a scion and had to read this, but why would you buy a scion?