« count 'em | Main | fighting the ill »

the end

today was my last day of college. i have no finals or papers to write so i can spend finals week working on roommate tom and my MLB 2K6 season on xbox. our twins are really ripping through teams, i wish the real twins were doing the same. we are #2 in the power rankings. that is 2 like the twins current winning streak. seriously twins, get your act together, i need something to write about in september.

back to the whole last day of college thing. i woke up this morning and in my mind the 8 on my clock looked like a 7 so i got to my 8am class at 9am. oops. i stroll into class and mime a gun firing into my temple. it was fine though because it was just a day for fun and the gun was not real, it was just my hand. the teacher shared a good laugh with the class as i scurried to a seat.

my final class of the day and of college was held at an offsite location known as Sally's Saloon and Eatery. what better way to end my college career than with a huge plate of nachos? advertising classes are the best. i can't wait to begin the real thing.

all of you are invited to the grand finale of my college career as i walk at 7pm on mother's day in the mall here at the University of Minnesota. critics like my mom rave: "this is the best mother's day gift you could ever give!"

now excuse me as i must go lay on the couch and let these nachos settle into my stomach.

Comments

The nachos: unsetteling does not describe. It took a little longer for me to feel the effects, but they were felt. It was an hour after I left were they got the best of me.

MLB 2K6: I challenge you to nine innings of intense gaming. Winner will gain the satisfaction of knowing their thumb skils are supperior to his component. Take it or leave it.

Blog: Jealous. Want one

logan, i will take you up on your challenge. but be warned, i have had hours of practice. and by hours, i may mean days.

The views and opinions expressed in this page are strictly those of the page author. The contents of this page have not been reviewed or approved by the University of Minnesota.