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fighting the ill

i was chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool when suddenly i was hit up by the ill. this has dampened my energy levels for a week now. the ill always visits me on vacations. it jammed up my sinuses and threw hammers in my head. but i have been fighting back. popping more pills than a microwave pops corn. nyquil, dayquil, tylenol and vitamins. chewable dinosaur vitamins because they have more bite. i also put down a couple power jamba juices this week with immunity boosts. garfield would be jealous of how much sleep i have been getting. last night the ill threw off my bowling game. but i think i have the ill on the run. the ill will be vanquished in the next couple of days. this i promise you.

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